Viral Vomit 120 CHIMAIRA ARE HIGH ON CHARLIE SHEEN #WINNING March 7th, 2011 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Guys, I honestly do not give a fuck if you […]
This Sucks 240 KVELERTAK’S VISAS AND PASSPORTS STOLEN, U.S. TOUR DELAYED March 5th, 2011 at 4:42pm Vince Neilstein It seems unlikely, improbable, almost impossible… but it’s true; Kvelertak’s […]
Saturday Song to Get Stoned To 30 SATURDAY BAND TO SEXT YOUR EX TO March 5th, 2011 at 4:20pm Kip Wingerschmidt We all remember that lost era of yesteryear. Stolen glances. […]
Worst Week Ever 50 IN WHICH WE DECLARED METALSUCKS A NO-PANTS ZONE March 4th, 2011 at 5:00pm Anso DF Hey studs and foxes, Anso here. Please accept my most […]
Question of the Week 2190 QUESTION OF THE WEEK: IF YOU HAD THE POWER TO GIFT A RECORD TO EVERY ACTIVE MUSIC LISTENER IN THE WORLD, WHICH RECORD WOULD IT BE AND WHY? March 4th, 2011 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Banner Designed by Cysquatch Welcome to “Question of the Week,” […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 60 IDOL REMAINS LIVE: CUZ YOU’RE DISGRACEFUL JUST THE WAY YOU ARE March 4th, 2011 at 4:00pm Anso DF Tues: The final 12 (men) Wed: The final 12 (ladies) […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 110 STEEL PANTHER FAIL March 4th, 2011 at 3:20pm Anso DF We’ve all seen a movie in which a monster or […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 140 LET MíNUS SPOIL YOU March 4th, 2011 at 2:40pm Anso DF I am not cool, but it occasionally appears that way […]
Reviews 80 BLEEDER’S DIGEST: HARDCORE 7″ REVIEWS OF DEFEATER, HARDSIDE, NO VALUES, AND VENIA March 4th, 2011 at 2:00pm Gary Suarez [The seven-inch record is a cornerstone for hardcore music. Unlike […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 70 YES, LET US ALL SCREAM BLUE MURDER March 4th, 2011 at 12:40pm Anso DF Though a blockbuster success, Whitesnake’s self-titled (or 1987) record doesn’t […]
Reviews 90 ADRIFT: UNCLE WINO’S CAMPFIRE CLASSICS, VOLUME ONE March 4th, 2011 at 12:00pm Sammy O'Hagar In retrospect, when you take the ’90s Unplugged craze out […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 20 LEYLA FORD ON CRAZY LIXX: HOW SWEDE IT IS March 4th, 2011 at 11:20am MetalSucks The newly-announced Poison and Motley Crue US tour is nice, […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 320 ALL SHALL PERISH UNVEILS ‘DIVINE’ NEW JAM March 4th, 2011 at 10:40am Anso DF Thursday I wrote that MetalSucks honchos Vince Neilstein and Axl […]
Cinemetal 90 ROB ZOMBIE: “I AM NOT DIRECTING THE MOTLEY CRUE MOVIE” March 4th, 2011 at 10:00am Anso DF Billboard ran a story on Wednesday that seemed to credit […]
Contests 1440 PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN A SIX FEET UNDER LIVE DVD March 3rd, 2011 at 5:00pm Vince Neilstein Sometimes the most obvious or silliest captions win, so long […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 160 STEEL PANTHER WIN March 3rd, 2011 at 4:30pm Anso DF It’s kinda common knowledge that Steel Panther is the best […]
Fear Emptiness Decibel 130 FEAR, EMPTINESS, DECIBEL: MERCYFUL FATE’S MELISSA GETS INDUCTED INTO THE HALL OF FAME March 3rd, 2011 at 4:00pm MetalSucks Before there were blogs there were these things called magazines, […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 190 CTHULHU DAWN March 3rd, 2011 at 3:20pm Anso DF The first time I ever heard Cradle of Filth, it […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 200 QUEENSRYCHE GET YOUR SH*T TOGETHER March 3rd, 2011 at 2:40pm Anso DF It’s not fair to count Queensryche among the great, horrible […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 320 PLAY GUITAR OKAY GET LAID TODAY March 3rd, 2011 at 2:00pm Anso DF Not you after today In the past few years, my […]
300 - Free Download for Your Listening Pleasure: NYC Sucks, Volume 2, Featuring The Best of New York City’s Metal Scene