The Webernets 80 ANOTHER SERIOUS LAPSE IN MY METAL EDUCATION March 30th, 2010 at 10:31am Axl Rosenberg Writing on the new and improved Invisible Oranges, Cosmo Lee […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 90 YOU SHOULD NOW BE THAT MUCH MORE EXCITED FOR THE NEW 1349 ALBUM March 30th, 2010 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg This is probably old news that I completely missed by […]
New Stuff 60 WOE OF TYRANTS: THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH CHEAP TRICK March 30th, 2010 at 9:35am Axl Rosenberg Dude, I dunno WHAT the fuck is going on today. […]
Metal Jewery 380 YOUR ANNUAL REMINDER THAT METALLICA WROTE A SONG ABOUT THE PASSOVER STORY March 29th, 2010 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Passover starts at sundown tonight! If you’re like me and […]
Vicious Vacation 260 HEAVY METAL ROAD TRIP, DAY 5: A CRAZY NIGHT IN DALLAS WITH A BUNCH OF HORNY METAL DUDES March 29th, 2010 at 4:30pm Vince Neilstein After the previous night’s Bourbon drinkathon, grill-out and car wash […]
What the...?? 120 I MISS ANATA March 29th, 2010 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg We haven’t written about Anata all that much because, well, […]
Tour de Force 220 THIS TOUR WILL F*CK YOU WITH A KNIFE March 29th, 2010 at 3:30pm MetalSucks Which tour would that be? Why the MetalSucks and Decibel-sponsored […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 80 ZOROASTER HOLD THE SECRETS TO DESTROYING BEARDS AND MIKE TYSON’S PUNCH OUT March 29th, 2010 at 3:00pm Vince Neilstein The only time I saw Zoroaster live was when they […]
New Stuff 260 “OILDALE”: THEM KORN GANGSTERS PUT IN WORK March 29th, 2010 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg The new Korn song is called “Oildale.” Oildale is a […]
Oh Don Piano! 350 DID KALMAH RIP OFF PANTERA? March 29th, 2010 at 2:00pm Vince Neilstein Axl’s been devoting a lot of e-ink to Kalmah‘s new […]
Viral Vomit 160 MY MOM’S ON FACEBOOK March 29th, 2010 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein True story: shortly after my mom joined Facebook she actually […]
Editorials 270 STILL BETTER THAN HELLYEAH March 29th, 2010 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Of course not every band can be a Pantera or […]
Rampant Rumors 130 REFUSED REUNION RUMORS RUNNING RAMPANT March 29th, 2010 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein Seeing as at MetalSucks we’re totally game to report on […]
Cinemetal 220 THE EMPIRE SHALL FALL MAKE A VIDEO THAT’S BETTER THAN THAT STUPID NICOLAS CAGE MOVIE March 29th, 2010 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg I’ve given Jesse Leach some shit in the past, mostly […]
Readers' Choice 70 WHY I DON’T HATE GODHATE FANS March 29th, 2010 at 11:31am Axl Rosenberg I got an e-mail from reader Will Kriss over the […]
Editorials 110 AS THE COFFINWORM TURNS March 29th, 2010 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Remember Demiricous? They were (are?) this band from Indianapolis who […]
Viral Vomit 220 A VERSION OF “ENTER SANDMAN” MY MOM MIGHT LIKE March 29th, 2010 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Metal Insider‘s Bram Teitelman has found the latest masterpiece by […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 80 THE TITLE OF OZZY’S NEW ALBUM WON’T MAKE YOU SCREAM March 29th, 2010 at 10:02am Axl Rosenberg Because it’s going to be Scream. Which isn’t exactly the […]
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 100 ARE YOU SURE SCOTT WEILAND IS SOBER NOW? March 29th, 2010 at 9:40am Axl Rosenberg Past behavior is always the best indicator of future behavior. […]
Ten Great Bands That Inadvertently Helped Ruin Metal 1490 #1: BLACK SABBATH March 26th, 2010 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg It might be tempting for some people to argue that […]
