New Stuff 100 NEKROGOBLIKON “RETURN TO THE SKY” December 14th, 2009 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg What the fuck, Nekrogoblikon? You said your new album, Stench, […]
Haterade 620 “SEXUAL MAN CHOCOLATE”: ATTACK ATTACK! MAKE IT TOO EASY December 14th, 2009 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Reader Luke Papadopoulos sent us the below video of Attack […]
New Stuff 280 SO WHO STILL THINKS AL JOURGENSEN IS SANE? December 14th, 2009 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg We just received the following press release here at the […]
Editorials 1350 THE BIRDS AND THE BEES OF METAL December 14th, 2009 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein Cosmo Lee, Ph.D. of Invisible Oranges would like to know […]
F-F-F-Feudin' 1390 SUICIDE SILENCE BOOTED FROM MEGADETH TOUR? December 14th, 2009 at 10:00am Vince Neilstein Everyone loves a good feud, especially when Mega-dick Dave Mustaine […]
Contests 0 METALSUCKS’ 3RD ANNUAL HEAVY METAL HANNUKKAH, BROUGHT TO YOU BY CENTURY MEDIA – NIGHT 3 OF 8 December 14th, 2009 at 9:30am Axl Rosenberg A technical snafu prevented this from getting up on time […]
This Sucks 670 TODAY IS THE EIGHTH ANNIVERSAY OF CHUCK SCHULDINER’S DEATH December 13th, 2009 at 2:11pm Axl Rosenberg I almost never know what to say when attempting to […]
Contests 0 METALSUCKS’ 3RD ANNUAL HEAVY METAL HANNUKKAH, BROUGHT TO YOU BY CENTURY MEDIA – NIGHT 2 OF 8 December 12th, 2009 at 5:30pm Axl Rosenberg Mazel tov to Kelly Certain, who correctly answered last night’s […]
Worst Week Ever 120 IN WHICH WE WERE F*CKING HOSTILE December 11th, 2009 at 5:30pm MetalSucks As we mentioned earlier today, next Thursday we’ll run the […]
Contests 0 METALSUCKS’ 3RD ANNUAL HEAVY METAL HANNUKKAH, BROUGHT TO YOU BY CENTURY MEDIA – NIGHT 1 OF 8 December 11th, 2009 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Ahh, Hannukkah. The Festival of Lights. Like every Jewish holiday, […]
Jumping Darkness Parade 450 JUMPING DARKNESS PARADE: WHERE YA BEEN, EYAL? December 11th, 2009 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Are you ever going to write again? Is your column […]
Cinemetal 330 MAYNARD JAMES KEENAN TURNS BLOOD INTO WINE December 11th, 2009 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg So not only does Tool’s Maynard James Keenan have his […]
New Stuff 170 BARREN EARTH: METAL TO BE REALLY, REALLY COLD TO December 11th, 2009 at 3:30pm Vince Neilstein Do you enjoy Agalloch? Daylight Dies? Swallow the Sun? Insomnium? […]
Viral Vomit 100 COOKIE MONSTER VS. RAMMSTEIN December 11th, 2009 at 3:00pm Vince Neilstein Rammstein seem to be the subjects of a whole lot […]
The Dreadful Demo Files 540 THE DREADFUL DEMO FILES: THE DECEMBER 2009 EDITION, PART III (AKA THE BEST PROMO PACKAGE EVER MADE) December 11th, 2009 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein [A series of absolutely dreadful demos to grace the doorstep […]
Haterade 740 (HED)P.E. HAVE A NEW VIDEO. LULZ! December 11th, 2009 at 2:00pm Vince Neilstein Rejected by even the lowest also-ran nu-metal mooks, (hed)p.e. have […]
F-F-F-Feudin' 250 AXL ROSE STILL HAS ANGER MANAGEMENT ISSUES December 11th, 2009 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg So you may have heard this story that Axl Rose […]
Editorials 440 I THOUGHT GLENN DANZIG WAS MY FRIEND, BUT HE WAS ACTUALLY A WARLOCK December 11th, 2009 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Remember the video for Danzig’s “Mother?” With the requisite blond […]
Readers' Choice 110 WHAT THE F*CK IS “LOCRACY?” December 11th, 2009 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Reader Joseph Daniel Salas suggested we check out Locracy from […]
New Stuff 100 NEW LUDICRA IS LUDICROUS December 11th, 2009 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Shame on me for just recently discovering Ludicra. But three […]
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