New Stuff 310 H.I.M. ARE HEARTKILLERS December 2nd, 2009 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein Though we don’t necessary want to make out with Ville […]
Contests 180 OUR ALEXI LAIHO IMPERSONATION CONTEST WINNER December 2nd, 2009 at 10:03am MetalSucks At long last, we’ve chosen a winner for our Alexi […]
Vicious Vacation 390 STOP YER WHININ’, HERE’S SOME SH*T ABOUT DARK TRANQUILLITY December 1st, 2009 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Based on the e-mails we’ve gotten today, it would seem […]
Readers' Choice 340 A METAL BAND THAT’S NAMED AFTER AN R. KELLY TRAPPED IN THE CLOSET CHARACTER? December 1st, 2009 at 4:30pm Vince Neilstein Not quite, but that’s the first thought that popped into […]
New Stuff 390 THROUGH THE EYES OF THE DEAD UNVEIL THEIR “MANIFEST” December 1st, 2009 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg I’ve been worried about the fate of Through the Eyes […]
Haterade 1290 VILLAGE VOICE WRITER ELOQUENTLY DISSES TORCHE, MASTODON, BARONESS AND PELICAN IN ONE FELL SWOOP December 1st, 2009 at 3:45pm Kip Wingerschmidt Now I’m not saying I agree with all, most, or […]
Black Collar Workers 170 APPLE STILL TRYING TO MILK $$$ OUT OF WHAT’S LEFT OF THE RECORD-BUYING PUBLIC December 1st, 2009 at 3:30pm Vince Neilstein Our broheims at Metal Insider alerted us to the fact […]
Black Collar Workers 80 ROCKLAHOMA GETTING LIFE SUPPORT FROM AEG December 1st, 2009 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Rocklahoma, the three day hair metal festival that’s taken place […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 340 LITA FORD WANTS YOU TO KNOW THAT JIM GILLETTE STILL GIVES HER HIS NITRO December 1st, 2009 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Before I begin telling you this story, I need to […]
New Stuff 220 HEAR THE BINARY CODE’S “MECHANICAL SEAS” EXCLUSIVELY AT LAMBGOAT! December 1st, 2009 at 2:00pm Vince Neilstein Turns out we’re not the only ones excited about The […]
Music Dorkery 140 A PANTERA REMIX = SACRILEGE? NAH. December 1st, 2009 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein MS Maniac Adrien Arnoux sent us an “outraged” email about […]
Viral Vomit 410 WALT DISNEY’S HEAD IS ROLLING IN ITS CRYOGENIC CHAMBER December 1st, 2009 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Proving that you can make almost any awesome metal song […]
Cinemetal 150 SCAR SYMMETRY’S GOOFY “ASCENSION” THROUGH THE COSMOS “CHAMBER” December 1st, 2009 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein Scar Symmetry’s decision to replace ex-vocalist Christian Alvestam with two […]
Cinemetal 80 IT’S ALICE IN CHAINS’ DECISION TO WORK WITH AN ALIEN December 1st, 2009 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg I feel like I’ve been ragging on Alice in Chains […]
The Webernets 60 TRENT REZNOR IS SERIOUS ABOUT THAT WHOLE “NO MORE NINE INCH NAILS” THING (FOR NOW) December 1st, 2009 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein When Trent Reznor announced he’d be taking NIN on hiatus […]
\m/ 160 MURDERGAGA December 1st, 2009 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein Inspired by our realization that William Murderface looks just like […]
Readers' Choice 510 HERE COMES THE KRAPPIN’ December 1st, 2009 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Reader Mike Winston sent us a very articulate and well-reasoned […]
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 420 DUDE FROM VOLBEAT FALLS DOWN, GOES VOLBOOM December 1st, 2009 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg MetalSucks uber-Maniac Josh Kidd has recommended we check out Volbeat, […]
This Sucks 1490 END YOUR MONDAY WITH SOME SH*TTY NEWS November 30th, 2009 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg After the jump is some incredibly depressing news. DO NOT […]
Everyone's Replaceable 120 Does Blood Has Been Shed Have a New Singer After All? November 30th, 2009 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg When we interviewed Howard Jones about the new Killswitch Engage […]
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