Worst Week Ever 1 IN WHICH WE WENT BERZERK January 16th, 2009 at 6:15pm Vince Neilstein Next week the U.S. gets a new President, thank fucking […]
Contests 1000 FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN A DESKTOP ZAKK WYLDE STATUE! January 16th, 2009 at 5:20pm Vince Neilstein Congrats to “Crack Hitler” for winning last week’s funny photo […]
MetalSucks Mansion Mayhem 110 ON THE METALSUCKS MANSION MONKEYS January 16th, 2009 at 4:47pm Kip Wingerschmidt They are a rare cross-breed of monkey, falcon, and bobcat […]
What the...?? 380 A VERY, VERY INTENSE VIDEO January 16th, 2009 at 2:31pm Vince Neilstein [Thanks: Anton OyVey]
Contests 70 ANTICHRIST CHRISTMAS WINNERS ANNOUNCED! January 16th, 2009 at 1:00pm MetalSucks After carefully reading all your entries, we’ve finally selected our […]
What the...?? 280 COURTNEY LOVE HATES THE JEWS January 16th, 2009 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg At this point I don’t think it’s news that Courtney […]
Cinemetal 140 SNOW-INSPIRED ANGEL DUST January 16th, 2009 at 10:49am Vince Neilstein So this one time a few years ago I randomly […]
New Stuff 60 NAPALM DECAPITATION January 16th, 2009 at 10:34am Axl Rosenberg Two of the new year’s most anticipated death/grind releases are […]
Cinemetal 120 METALLICA REALLY WERE IN A MOVIE WITH WINONA RYDER January 15th, 2009 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg On Sunday night Vince and myself, through circumstances too depressing […]
This Sucks 110 THE BAND IS DEAD… LONG LIVE THE BAND! January 15th, 2009 at 3:30pm MetalSucks January 16th and 17th will be the final shows ever […]
Cinemetal 130 WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY COCK, BERZERKER? January 15th, 2009 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein That Berzerker video Axl posted yesterday was all well and […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 140 WILL OBAMA BAIL OUT BIG BUSINESS WITH BETTER TUNES? January 15th, 2009 at 1:00pm Gary Suarez It is with a heavy, cholesterol-afflicted heart that I report […]
Tour de Force 480 LAMB OF GOD ANNOUNCE THEIR MOST AWESOMEST TOUR EVER January 15th, 2009 at 11:43am Axl Rosenberg The rumors you’ve heard are now officially not rumors any […]
Neilstein Soundscam 140 THE DEPRESSING STATE OF THE RECORD INDUSTRY January 15th, 2009 at 11:08am Vince Neilstein The sales of recorded music are in as bleak a […]
Tour de Force 420 AT LEAST YOU CAN LEAVE BEFORE DISTURBED GO ON January 15th, 2009 at 11:08am Axl Rosenberg When it was announced last month that Killswitch Engage would […]
\m/ 210 THIS SHOULD PROVIDE AT LEAST TEN TO FIFTEEN SECONDS OF SOLID ENTERTAINMENT January 15th, 2009 at 9:52am Axl Rosenberg God bless Tyser, whoever the fuck Tyser is. Check it […]
Cinemetal 620 BRING ME THE HORIZON: STILL BORING January 14th, 2009 at 5:10pm Vince Neilstein I tried. I tried to take Bring Me the Horizon […]
\m/ 320 METALLICA INDUCTED INTO THE ROCK N’ ROLL HALL OF FAME January 14th, 2009 at 3:14pm Axl Rosenberg I know we give Metallica a lot of shit around […]
What the...?? 170 PENIS-SHAPED GUITAR BRINGS NEW MEANING TO THE TERM “FRETBOARD MASTURBATION” January 14th, 2009 at 1:45pm Vince Neilstein Presenting “The Wangcaster.” Yngwie, anyone? [Geekologie, via MS Maniac Jesse] […]
Cinemetal 230 THE BERZERKER, BOOBS AND BLOOD: A WINNING COMBINATION January 14th, 2009 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Normally when I think of The Berzerker, I think of […]
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