Editorials 0 HATE ETERNAL RELEASE NEW ALBUM COVER ART IN SIZE TOO SMALL FOR ANYONE TO GIVE A POOP January 9th, 2008 at 10:34am Axl Rosenberg I understand that with the physical CDs, records, whatever quickly […]
Editorials 40 I DIDN’T THINK I COULD BE ANY MORE EXCITED ABOUT GOING TO SEE NEUROSIS AT THE MASONIC TEMPLE IN BROOKLYN… January 9th, 2008 at 9:00am Axl Rosenberg …until the very very very fine Crustcake broke the official […]
Editorials 210 ILL NINO ALBUM RELEASE DELAYED AGAIN; 1 FAN CRIES IN REMORSE January 8th, 2008 at 5:24pm Vince Neilstein In the “(hed)p.e. level of suck” department, Ill Nino has […]
Editorials 7090 METALSUCKS VS. METAL SLUDGE: REDUX January 8th, 2008 at 4:51pm Vince Neilstein Back in May, our own Axl Rosenberg wrote about the […]
What the...?? 30 THE WORLD’S FIRST AIR-GUITAR AMPLIFIER January 8th, 2008 at 4:22pm Vince Neilstein In the useless crap “What Will They Come Up With […]
Black Collar Workers 0 U.S. ALBUM SALES FELL 9.5% IN 2007 January 8th, 2008 at 2:59pm Vince Neilstein The New York Times reports that overall sales of albums […]
Editorials 160 ROCKLAHOMA 2008 FESTIVAL LINEUP TO BE ANNOUNCED SOON January 8th, 2008 at 2:07pm Vince Neilstein According to a press release, the lineup for the 2008 […]
Editorials 50 IS IT POSSIBLE TO MAKE ANY BAND SOUND LIKE NU METAL? January 8th, 2008 at 12:07pm Axl Rosenberg Normally Pelican is one of the last bands I’d ever […]
Poll 40 POLL: WILL THE DEATH “REUNION” BE WORTH A SH*T? January 8th, 2008 at 11:06am Vince Neilstein With a Death psuedo-reunion in the works — guitarist Shannon […]
20 TAKE A LEAK: BYZANTINE, OBLIVION BECKONS January 8th, 2008 at 10:26am Axl Rosenberg Byzantine are a band I think I should like more […]
Editorials 40 AGALLOCH MAKES RAINY DAY METAL TO DRINK HOT CHOCOLATE TO January 7th, 2008 at 4:56pm Vince Neilstein A recent comment by Kye reminded me that we really […]
Editorials 50 YES, THEY’RE ACTUALLY GOING TO CALL THE BAND “CAVALERA CONSPIRACY.” YES, THEY’RE ACTUALLY GOING TO CALL THE ALBUM INFLIKTED. January 7th, 2008 at 3:18pm Axl Rosenberg I suppose I have no real reason to feel so […]
Cinemetal 150 NECRO TO MTV NORWAY: “PLEASE TAKE ME SERIOUSLY. I HAVE CRED, I SWEAR.” January 7th, 2008 at 2:20pm Axl Rosenberg Remember that scene in Forest Gump when the school principal […]
Cinemetal 20 OZZY OSBOURNE AUDITIONS FOR CNN’S ANDERSON COOPER 360 ANNOUNCER’S GIG January 7th, 2008 at 12:27pm Vince Neilstein The idea of the famously slur-addled Ozzy Osbourne being an […]
Editorials 50 27 SHOWS THAT WILL ROCK NYC IN 2008 January 7th, 2008 at 11:40am Vince Neilstein While we can’t say we endorse all of these, here’s […]
Editorials 170 (HED) P.E. ANNOUNCE “HEAVY HITTERS TOUR.” NO, YOU DON’T GET TO HIT THEM. January 7th, 2008 at 10:23am Axl Rosenberg I was confused about about the name of this tour […]
Editorials 620 IN FLAMES HAVE A SENSE OF PURPOSE January 7th, 2008 at 8:57am Axl Rosenberg That’s the title of their new album, at least, continuing […]
Editorials 20 IF RIDING DOOM WAS ALWAYS THIS MUCH FUN I’D DO IT EVERY DAY January 4th, 2008 at 5:13pm Vince Neilstein Because seriously, the Doomriders jam that Crustcake posted today is […]
Editorials 0 ELUVEITIE UNLEASH NEW TRACK January 4th, 2008 at 4:23pm Axl Rosenberg As the sure-to-be-awesome Pagangest America tour grows ever closer, one […]
Black Collar Workers 70 TRENT REZNOR-OMICS January 4th, 2008 at 3:33pm Vince Neilstein In a recent post on his blog, Nine Inch Nails […]
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