Pummeling Politics 0 Tool’s Maynard James Keenan: “I’ve Got Some Good News, and I’ve Got Some Bad News” June 5th, 2017 at 3:35pm Axl Rosenberg “Fox News, Huffington Post, the left, the right, Trump, Breitbart, Facebook… none of these things are your enemy.”
Studio Stuff 0 Maynard James Keenan Has FINALLY Begun to Work on Vocals for the New Tool Album February 17th, 2017 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg New Tool album finally coming in 2027?!?!
Worst Week Ever 0 Code Orange Fan Badly Hurt in a Mosh Pit, Tool’s Maynard James Keenan vs. Donald Trump, and More Stories You May Have Missed This Week February 3rd, 2017 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Including Converge, Suicide Silence, Emmure, and more.
Podcasts 0 Tool’s Maynard James Keenan Speaks on Trump, Tool, the State of Humanity, Meeting Fans and More January 30th, 2017 at 5:02pm Vince Neilstein On what is next for Tool, A Perfect Circle: “Lots… For some I see a plan and for others, I just see roadblocks. I can’t say [which one has the roadblocks]. Respect.”
Tool Time 0 Maynard James Keenan Says It’s His Bandmates’ Fault That Tool Aren’t “More Prolific” November 29th, 2016 at 9:46am Axl Rosenberg “Under the bus you go…”
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Video: Maynard James Keenan Provides Valuable Insights Into the New Tool Album November 16th, 2016 at 10:13am Axl Rosenberg And by “provides valuable insights,” I mean “cracks wise.”
Barbarous Book Club 0 Tool’s Maynard James Keenan is Going on a Book Tour This Fall July 12th, 2016 at 2:30pm Emperor Rhombus Time to break out your Vans 501s!
Moppet Metal 0 Watch a Little Girl Interview Tool’s Maynard James Keenan March 31st, 2016 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg That’s just “James” to his friends.
What the...?? 0 Someone Comped Together 28 Minutes of Tool Frontman Maynard James Keenan’s Stage Banter February 19th, 2016 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein Some of it’s right on the money and some makes no sense whatsoever, but it’s all entertaining.
This Sucks 0 Maynard James Keenan Recounts Finding Out Puscifer’s Bassist Was Trapped in Le Bataclan November 19th, 2015 at 12:00pm Emperor Rhombus “We were simply in the dark for twelve hours waiting to hear anything.”
The Webernets 0 OMG Here’s a Photo of Maynard James Keenan and Danny Carey in a Room Together!!! October 30th, 2015 at 10:40am Vince Neilstein After calling Tool fans “insufferable” and “retards” in an interview […]
Tweet Twat 0 Maynard James Keenan Didn’t Mean ALL Tool Fans are “Insufferable” or “Retards” October 29th, 2015 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg You can like Maynard again! VICTORY!!!
Editorials 0 Maynard James Keenan Calls Tool Fans “Insufferable,” “Retards” October 28th, 2015 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Sigh.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Maynard James Keenan Offers Latest Tool Non-Update Update February 27th, 2015 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg What a tool.
Rotten Real Estate 0 Maynard James Keenan Sells Garish Hollywood Home for $2.37 Million October 20th, 2014 at 3:30pm Vince Neilstein These photos of Tool vocalist Maynard James Keenan’s now former home are so outrageous you’ve just got to see them.
Metal in the Media 0 Speaking of Podcasts: Maynard James Keenan is Marc Maron’s Guest on This Week’s Episode of WTF August 19th, 2013 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Tool fans MUST check out this interview.
Cinemetal 0 MAYNARD JAMES KEENAN PERFORMS ACCEPT’S “BALLS TO THE WALL” June 28th, 2012 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein Accept’s “Balls to the Wall” wouldn’t exactly be on my […]
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 270 ONCE UPON A TIME, MAYNARD JAMES KEENAN WASN’T COOL, EITHER January 25th, 2012 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg My father once told me that “celebrities eat and drink […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 110 MAYNARD JAMES KEENAN, JESUS F. CHRIST, AND DAVID’S TALKING BUTTHOLE August 26th, 2011 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Maynard James Keenan has released two new video teasers for Conditions […]
\m/ 240 WHAT IT’S LIKE TO BE MAYNARD JAMES KEENAN January 28th, 2011 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein Of all the issues we’re forced to think about on […]