New Stuff 0 The New Symphony X Song “Nevermore” is Super Sweet, Kinda Sounds Like Nevermore May 26th, 2015 at 2:00pm Vince Neilstein Hear the first single from the prog legends’ new album Underworld.
Editorials 0 Editorial: Slayer Should Become Professional Songwriters May 20th, 2015 at 3:00pm Emperor Rhombus Their recent material would be so much cooler if were performed by other bands.
Cinemetal 0 “Right Wing of the Garden Triptych”: Cradle of Filth Bounce Around, Boobs Do Not May 13th, 2015 at 1:30pm Emperor Rhombus A surprisingly energetic NSFW video from everyone’s favorite British vampires.
Cinemetal 0 “Endless Forms Most Beautiful”: Nightwish’s Title Track Isn’t Terrible May 8th, 2015 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg I mean, it’s not good, either, but, hey, it’s a start!
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: May 5, 2015 May 5th, 2015 at 11:00am David Lee Rothmund We have the best job in the universe: here are 65 heavy new releases for you! Your life will never be the same!
Tour de Force 0 Soulfly to Tour with Soilwork, Decapitated, and Shattered Sun May 4th, 2015 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Does the fact that Soulfly is touring with death metal bands tell us anything about the sound of their new album, Archangel?
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Kataklysm Will Go All Beyoncé, Release a Video for Every Song on Their New Album April 29th, 2015 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Green Jellÿ may be a more appropriate analogy.
Reviews 0 Album Review: Unleashed’s Dawn of the Nine April 28th, 2015 at 4:30pm Kip Wingerschmidt No bullshit, no filler — just some serious metal with a capital M.
Editorials 0 Op-Ed: What the Hell is Napalm Records Up To? April 23rd, 2015 at 4:00pm Vince Neilstein Why is a record label traditionally known for Euro cheese suddenly signing Coal Chamber, American Head Charge and Cold?
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Cradle of Filth’s Hammer of the Witches Has Boobs, Needs Fart Bubbles (NSFW) April 21st, 2015 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg The band’s new album art is also your new breast friend.
New Stuff 0 New Slayer Song! New Slayer Song! April 16th, 2015 at 1:30pm Emperor Rhombus The thrash titans have dropped “When The Stillness Comes”, their new track for Record Store Day.
New Stuff 0 Unleashed: More Like “Defenders of Awesome,” Amirite?? April 15th, 2015 at 10:00am Vince Neilstein New song “Defenders of Midgard” proves this band keeps getting better with age.
Editorials 0 Thy Art is Murder Demonstrate Their Love of Hoods on Holy Bore Cover April 10th, 2015 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg #TBT
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: April 7, 2015 April 7th, 2015 at 11:30am David Lee Rothmund Minsk, Byzantine, Voivod/At The Gates, Soilwork, Gorguts, Malthusian, Enforcer, and tons more heavy new releases! TONS!
Music Dorkery 0 Exodus: Contrast and Compare Steve “Zetro” Souza and Rob Dukes’ Recordings of “Salt the Wound” April 6th, 2015 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Which do you prefer, and why?
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Thy Art is Murder Announce New Album, Holy Bore March 31st, 2015 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg One of the bands with the least fair popularity-to-talent ratios announces their next colossally successful failure.
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: March 31, 2015 March 31st, 2015 at 10:00am David Lee Rothmund Ufomammut, Pantommind, Blliigghhtted, Wrathage, Murg, Inculter, Pregierz, and 42 more heavy new releases by bands with normaller names!
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 New Slayer Album to Feature Guest Performance by Jeff Hanneman March 30th, 2015 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg One final recording from the Divine Intervention line-up.
New Stuff 0 Video: Wintersun Debut New Song, “Forest” March 23rd, 2015 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg New album FINALLY coming in 3013.
Studio Stuff 0 Video: Dirk Verbeuren Records New Soilwork Album, Makes Drum Kit His Bitch March 19th, 2015 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Shit is ill, son.