Reviews 70 DYSRHYTHMIA’S PSYCHIC MAPS: SIX DEGREES OF AWESOME August 4th, 2009 at 11:00am Satan Rosenbloom Dysrhythmia are the Kevin Bacon of metal. The band’s connected […]
Show Reviews 560 DARKEST HOUR, DECREPIT BIRTH, WINDS OF PLAGUE TEAR SH*T UP AT DIRT FEST 13 July 15th, 2009 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Ahh, Michigan. We have lakes. Big fucking lakes. We used […]
21 Best Metal Albums of the 21st Century... So Far 2700 THE 522 ALBUMS THAT DIDN’T MAKE THE LIST July 8th, 2009 at 9:00am MetalSucks The list was never meant to be definitive – there […]
Black Collar Workers 160 LIMEWIRE VS. DOVECOTE RECORDS; MUSIC THIEVES VS. PIZZA THIEVES July 6th, 2009 at 1:02pm Vince Neilstein Not quite as interesting as the brouhaha that unfolded betwixt […]
New Stuff 310 EVERY TIME I DIE FALL OUT WITH THEIR BOY June 30th, 2009 at 2:22pm Axl Rosenberg Yesterday, at 10 a.m., our friends at Metal Insider reported […]
New Stuff 290 DON’T LET THE BAND NAME FOOL YOU: WAR FROM A HARLOTS MOUTH AREN’T DEATHCORE AND THEY DON’T SUCK June 11th, 2009 at 9:45am Vince Neilstein OK, maybe they are just a little deathcore. But they […]
Admin 370 ONE LAST TEASE ABOUT THE LIST June 4th, 2009 at 4:00pm MetalSucks Tomorrow we are going to tell you what the list […]
Worst Week Ever 70 IN WHICH WE STARTED MAKING A LIST May 29th, 2009 at 7:14pm Vince Neilstein It was a short week, but despite Axl being under […]
Editorials 950 GREG PUCIATO VS. PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA, ROUND 2 May 13th, 2009 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Last month, The Dillinger Escape Plan frontman Greg Puciato lashed […]
Show Reviews 120 THE CHARIOT CD FACTORY May 8th, 2009 at 1:56pm Vince Neilstein To celebrate the release of their new record Wars and […]
Worst Week Ever 80 IN WHICH WE CHOSE TO ILLEGALLY PIRATE OUR OWN ARTICLES April 24th, 2009 at 6:13pm MetalSucks Actually, we don’t have to pirate our own articles. Plenty […]
Haterade 1890 UNDEROATH VS. AVENGED SEVENFOLD! FUN FUN! April 23rd, 2009 at 11:57am Vince Neilstein I really couldn’t give a fuck what some dude in […]
Cinemetal 420 NIN VS. DEP March 5th, 2009 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg So last week Dillinger Escape Plan’s Greg Puciato and Ben […]
Br00tal-lists 580 ROADRUNNER RECORDS NAMES THE TOP 50 GREATEST METAL FRONTMEN OF ALL TIME February 25th, 2009 at 10:35am Vince Neilstein The fine lads and ladesses over at Roadrunner Records have […]
The Webernets 150 TWITTER-NATION! THE METAL EDITION February 11th, 2009 at 3:57pm Vince Neilstein Is Twitter the new Facebook (if Facebook was, in fact, […]
Scraping Genius Off The Wheel 80 ME AND MARIAH GO BACK LIKE BABIES AND PACIFIERS February 5th, 2009 at 1:00pm Gary Suarez Knife The Glitter isn’t afraid to reference the cinematic nadir […]
Music Dorkery 50 THE MATHIEST UNDERGROUND METAL YOU’VE NEVER HEARD January 20th, 2009 at 12:31pm Kip Wingerschmidt One late night last year whilst stumbling through cyberspace, I […]
Tour de Force 420 AT LEAST YOU CAN LEAVE BEFORE DISTURBED GO ON January 15th, 2009 at 11:08am Axl Rosenberg When it was announced last month that Killswitch Engage would […]
Interviews 60 EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH ANIMOSITY’S LEO MILLER January 12th, 2009 at 4:00pm Sammy O'Hagar Animosity’s Leo Miller is not a man of large stature, […]
Interviews 100 JEW ON JEW: VINCE INTERVIEWS DAATH’S EYAL LEVI… ABOUT BEING A JEW. November 6th, 2008 at 1:31pm Vince Neilstein In the spirit of our infamous Cripple on Cripple and […]