Metal in the Media 0 Mortician Logo Ripped Off by High-End Fashion Designers March 21st, 2016 at 2:00pm Emperor Rhombus Darkest day of poser.
Friday 5 0 Friday 5: Five Most Disturbing Videos March 18th, 2016 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Which creepy clips trip your emotional gag reflex or stress you the fuck out?
Editorials 0 Editorial: Yeah, You Need A Bassist March 17th, 2016 at 3:30pm Emperor Rhombus Whether you like it or not.
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: March 11, 2016 March 11th, 2016 at 10:30am David Lee Rothmund 40 new heavy albums from Suspiral, Killswitch Engage, Gadget, Veneficium, Making Fuck, and a couple bands comprised of guys who are, like, better looking than most women and would get super laid without being in a band. That’s a bit rude.
Editorials 0 Down Pulls Out of Hellfest, Announces It Won’t Play Any European Festivals This Year March 10th, 2016 at 10:00am Emperor Rhombus Anselmo’s open letter to the organizers places all the responsibility on himself.
Unsigned and Unholy 0 Unsigned and Unholy: Wet Teeth, Palafoxx, Keoma March 9th, 2016 at 2:00pm Vince Neilstein Lots of good stuff from the unsigned world, as usual.
Tour de Force 0 Thy Art is Murder Announce Tour with Rings of Saturn, Fit for an Autopsy, and Dark Sermon February 24th, 2016 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Another one of those swell tours where you can get to the venue early and leave early.
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: February 19, 2016 February 19th, 2016 at 12:00pm David Lee Rothmund Get a few dozen heavy new releases or Common will be forced to educate you on the value of art: Nightwish, Hypno5e, Carcass, Cirith Gorgor, After The Burial, Monster Truck and tons more
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Live From Your Mom’s Garage: Steel Panther Wants Your Version of New Jam February 18th, 2016 at 1:30pm Anso DF This is where you come in!
Editorials 0 Why It’s Harder to Be a Successful Musician Than Ever Before February 16th, 2016 at 4:00pm Vince Neilstein Think you’ve got what it takes to be a career musician? Good luck with that.
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 Hellfest Organizer Pens Open Letter To French Government February 10th, 2016 at 1:00pm Emperor Rhombus “We who love extreme music have no moral lessons to learn from politicians who have never taken the time to come, see and understand our event for themselves and then try to impose a code of conduct.”
Friday 5 0 Friday 5: Five Unmissable Magic Metal Moments (aka “Shut up! This Is The Best Part!”) February 5th, 2016 at 4:30pm MetalSucks You’d shush fucking Jesus Christ just to catch these one-off moments.
Moppet Metal 0 The Cutest Version of Slipknot’s “Duality” You’ll Ever See February 1st, 2016 at 2:30pm Emperor Rhombus Don’t worry, there’s still a ton of shirtless dudes totally losing their minds.
Friday 5 0 Friday 5: What Five Bands You’d Order To Release A Double Album? January 29th, 2016 at 4:30pm MetalSucks What artists could make it worth your 100 minutes?
The Webernets 0 Here’s What Reddit Users Think of MetalSucks January 28th, 2016 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein “The worst.” “Run by a sackless tool.” “MetalSucks should die.” Etc.
Editorials 0 Editorial: The Metal Community Must Stop Letting Phil Anselmo Off the Hook for His Racist Remarks January 28th, 2016 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg We’ve let the legendary vocalist’s racist remarks slide for far too long.
Metal Merch 0 For a Mere $2,500, You Can Not Meet Guns N’ Roses January 25th, 2016 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Semi-reunited band’s VIP package is fuckdiculous.
Worst Week Ever 0 The Top Ten Posts on MetalSucks This Week January 22nd, 2016 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories include Tool, Amon Amarth, Skid Row, and more.
Reunion Mania 0 At The Drive-In Return with 2016 Tour January 21st, 2016 at 3:30pm Emperor Rhombus And there’s new music on the way, too.
Editorials 0 Why a Skid Row Reunion Would Be Better Than the Guns N’ Roses Reunion January 19th, 2016 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg The philosophy of reasonable expectations.