The Webernets 320 SO I GUESS ANTHRAX READ OUR WORSHIP MUSIC “REVIEW” April 26th, 2011 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg I thought it was pretty clear that our “review” of […]
Worst Week Ever 60 IN WHICH WE HUNTED VAMPIRES March 11th, 2011 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg I like doing MetalSucks, in part, because I really do […]
...And F*ck You Too 370 SOUNDGARDEN AND KORN COMPETING FOR “LAZIEST BAND EVER” AWARD January 14th, 2011 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Fieldy ain’t no Scotty Griffin. There’s no actual connection between […]
Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 0 COMPLETELY UNREADABLE BAND LOGO OF THE WEEK: WIN A SIGNED COPY OF MOSH POTATOES!!! November 9th, 2010 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Congrats to grand prize winner A.J. Gregory and runner-up Erin […]
Contests 530 THE SECOND ANNUAL “RUN METALSUCKS FOR A DAY” CONTEST: VOTE FOR THE WINNER! August 18th, 2010 at 12:40pm Axl Rosenberg Alright, kiddies. There were a lot of good entries this […]
Friggin' Danzig 650 JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT THAT GLENN DANZIG COULDN’T GET ANY CRAZIER July 28th, 2010 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg We already knew that Glenn Danzig was nutty, ’cause he […]
Br00tal-lists 170 METALSUCKS & BRING BACK GLAM! PRESENT THE TEN BEST MUST-HAVE GLAM METAL ALBUMS July 20th, 2010 at 3:00pm Anso DF Usually when a fad fizzles, its casual fans disperse and […]
Editorials 40 GET YOUR LATTER DAY JOHN BUSH FIX July 14th, 2010 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein Amidst all this talk of Joey Belladonna bending over and […]
Rampant Rumors 300 “AMERICAN CARNAGE” TOUR ABOUT TO BECOME “BIG THREE” TOUR? July 7th, 2010 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg The prospect of a Big Four tour is titillating mostly […]
Worst Week Ever 30 IN WHICH WE REDISCOVERED THE JOY OF PAINTING June 25th, 2010 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg I had completely forgotten about Vince’s love of Bob Ross […]
Viral Vomit 280 SMALL-AMP METAL June 23rd, 2010 at 5:00pm Vince Neilstein Post like this one make me pine for the glory […]
Cinemetal 370 ENCORE PERFORMANCES: A GUIDE TO THE BIG FOUR LIVE BY SATELLITE June 23rd, 2010 at 12:20pm Anso DF Hey Suckfaces, the Big Four live in Sofia, Bulgaria concert/movie […]
Editorials 260 VIDEO OF THE BIG FOUR PHOTO SHOOT IS EVEN FUNNIER THAN THE PIC ITSELF June 23rd, 2010 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg So I’m still in Atlanta observing Daath as they make […]
Worst Week Ever 1 IN WHICH DINO WON THE WAR June 18th, 2010 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Can you imagine if everyone to whom we give endless […]
Editorials 660 SIXTEEN MEMBERS OF THE BIG FOUR ALL PRETENDED THEY LIKED ONE ANOTHER LONG ENOUGH TO TAKE THIS PHOTO June 16th, 2010 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Tonight is the first of the European Big Four shows, […]
Everyone's Replaceable 380 JOHN BUSH LEFT ANTHRAX FOR EXACTLY THE REASONS WE ALL THOUGHT HE DID May 19th, 2010 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Since Anthrax announced last week that they’re bringing Joey Belladonna […]
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 180 SO THAT’S PRETTY EMBARRASSING FOR SCOTT IAN May 10th, 2010 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg I know it’s unusual for us to post about one […]
Worst Week Ever 80 IN WHICH WE WERE GRATEFUL THAT TIMES SQUARE DIDN’T EXPLODE May 7th, 2010 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg A few hours ago authorities evacuated Times Square for the […]
Editorials 430 ANTHRAX’S WORSHIP MUSIC JUST BECAME THAT MUCH MORE OF A COLLECTOR’S ITEM February 10th, 2010 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg THE ANTHRAX SAGA CONTINUES! So. If you’re just joining us, […]
Rampant Rumors 1200 UNINFORMED SPECULATION ON WHO WILL PLAY OZZFEST 2010 February 1st, 2010 at 12:14pm Axl Rosenberg So apparently Ozzfest is coming back this summer, and is […]