What the...?? 0 Five Finger Death Punch’s Zoltan Bathory Blames Netherlands Show Disaster on a Crew Member June 15th, 2017 at 3:15pm Axl Rosenberg Huh?
Art Attack 0 Did Foster the People Rip Off Every Time I Die’s Album Artwork? April 28th, 2017 at 9:56am Vince Neilstein A little too close for comfort.
Metal in the Media 0 DC Comics Announces Metal Justice League Event, to Be Drawn by Disturbed Cover Artist Greg Capullo April 6th, 2017 at 12:06pm Axl Rosenberg Quick, Robin, trigger the Bat-breakdown!
The Webernets 0 21 Metal Musicians and Celebrities You Need to be Following on Twitter October 19th, 2016 at 2:26pm Vince Neilstein Which prominent metal musicians have the most to say about nothing?
Poll 0 Informal Reader Poll: What’s The Most Metal Country? August 4th, 2016 at 3:00pm Emperor Rhombus Which nation is louder than everything else?
Lolz 0 Video: Scott Stapp Stinks Up A Day to Remember Live Performance July 20th, 2016 at 3:30pm Vince Neilstein Wow this is bad.
Photo Caption Contest 0 Photo Caption Contest: Win a Gutter Instinct T-Shirt and Age of the Fanatics Vinyl May 26th, 2016 at 5:00pm Vince Neilstein Sad-face emoji.
Metal in the Media 0 Obama Commends Finland On Its Many Heavy Metal Bands May 16th, 2016 at 11:00am Emperor Rhombus Barry O. pandering to the backpatch contingent, I see.
Metal Legacies 0 German Post Office to Release Lemmy Stamps May 13th, 2016 at 11:00am Emperor Rhombus Wir Sind Motörhead, und wir spielen Rock und Roll.
Metal Mysteries 0 A New Study Shows Why Everyone Hates Nickelback April 11th, 2016 at 10:30am Emperor Rhombus Eureka!
Lolz 0 Scare Tactics: Can Headbanging KILL YOU?!?! March 10th, 2016 at 3:30pm Emperor Rhombus Innocent expression of fandom or one-way ticket road to the grave?
This Sucks 0 R.I.P. Stuff You Will Hate (sad post) December 16th, 2015 at 5:00pm Maximus Max eulogizes Sergeant D.’s stupendous, now-retired website.
Worst Week Ever 0 The Top Ten Posts on MetalSucks This Week November 6th, 2015 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories include Slayer, Bad Brains, Avenged Sevenfold, and more.
...And F*ck You Too 0 Five Finger Death Punch’s Zoltan Bathory Endorses Fellow Nutbar Donald Trump September 15th, 2015 at 12:30pm Emperor Rhombus What, you’re surprised?
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Babymetal Live at Budokan DVD/BluRay Coming in January!! New Four-Minute Trailer Available December 18th, 2014 at 1:00pm Vince Neilstein Epic two-night performance looks incredible.
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 Listen: Obituary’s Bloody Bonus Track November 18th, 2014 at 12:30pm Anso DF Is Anso being weird about the new Obituary album?