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Five Finger Death Punch
Metal in the Media 0
Revolver Golden Gods Awards 2014 Will Feature Axl N’ Roses, Korn, Lots of Five Finger Death Punch Ball-Tickling
February 26th, 2014 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein

As commercial as in years past, but there’s some good stuff too.


New Stuff 0
Five Finger Death Punch Have Done Terrible Things to The Animals
February 11th, 2014 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg

Like record an abysmal cover of “House of the Rising Sun.”


Viral Vomit 0
Five Finger Death Punch Drummer Jeremy Spencer Finally Contributes Some Art of Value to the World
November 12th, 2013 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg

I don’t know why this exists, but I’m glad it does.


New Stuff 0
Five Finger Death Punch with Rob Halford: Pretty Much Still Unbearable
May 14th, 2013 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg

This… is… no painkiller… THIS… IS… NO PAINKILLER, OHHHHHHHH!!!!!


Poll 0
Poll: Who Blows Harder, Five Finger Death Punch or Black Veil Brides?
May 7th, 2013 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg

Six of one, half a dozen of the other.


Upcoming Bullsh*t 0
Five Finger Death Punch Try to Make Their Own Use Your Illusions
May 1st, 2013 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg

May feature the hit single “November Pain.”


Editorials 0
Five Finger Death Punch’s Zoltan Bathory is Also Worried About the Government Taking Away His Guns
January 14th, 2013 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg

‘MERICA


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25 THINGS I’D RATHER DO THAN LISTEN TO THE NEW FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH SONG
July 27th, 2011 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg

1) Be nicer to Sebastian Bach 2) Compare penis sizes […]


Everyone's Replaceable 180
FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH ANNOUNCE NEW BASSIST
June 22nd, 2011 at 12:40pm Axl Rosenberg

After months and months of seemingly endless searching, modern metal […]


...And F*ck You Too 650
Five Finger Death Punch Seek Redneck Midget to Be New Bass Player
April 26th, 2011 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg

UPDATE: A rep for the band has said that this […]


...And F*ck You Too 1010
FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH: WAY TOO POPULAR
September 24th, 2009 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg

Luckily for Five Finger Death Punch, being total assholes who […]


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FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH LOCATE THEIR ASSHOLE
September 22nd, 2009 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg

Just yesterday Five Finger Death Punch announced the disappearance of […]


Rampant Rumors 840
FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH: SHAPING UP TO BE THE STRANGEST STORY OF THE WEEK…
September 21st, 2009 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg

Are we even on Five Finger Death Punch’s press release […]


New Stuff 1120
FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH “BURN IT DOWN.” NOW IF ONLY THEY’D SET THEMSELVES ON FIRE.
June 23rd, 2009 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg

I fucking hate, hate, hate, loathe, despise, cannot stand, am […]


Cinemetal 410
I’D LIKE TO FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH
December 10th, 2007 at 1:58pm Axl Rosenberg

Jesus jumpin’ Christ, this band sucks. And not only do […]


Barbarous Book Club 0
Fiver Finger Death Punch Drummer Prepares His Nobel Prize for Literature Acceptance Speech
January 30th, 2013 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg

Jeremy Spencer is writing his autobiography. Hip-hip-hooray.


News 0
Five Finger Death Cancel Show with Metallica After Singer’s Injury
September 29th, 2024 at 4:03pm Smokey Goretooth

Oaf…


News 0
Slaughter to Prevail Want to Cause the Biggest Wall of Death at Hellfest
June 24th, 2024 at 2:37pm Hesher Keenan

Get ready for some pain.


Neilstein Soundscam 0
Just Five Metal Bands Dominate Nearly 100% of Top 25 Most Streamed Albums
March 11th, 2021 at 10:36am Vince Neilstein

You already know who one is… what about the other four?


Worst Week Ever 0
The Best Metal Albums of 2020, Feud Finger Death Punch, and More Stories You May Have Missed This Week
December 4th, 2020 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg

Also includes Dream Theater, Limp Bizkit, Arch Enemy, and more.


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