New album FINALLY coming in 3013.

David Lee Roth to compete for the spotlight with another loud, upbeat blonde.

Giraffe Tongue Orchestra’s latest giraffe tongue has an Oscar nomination.

This Finnish alt/doom/prog band is phenomenal.

Including new and classic releases by Black Sabbath, Judas Priest, Slayer, Slipknot, Lamb of God, Behemoth, Arch Enemy, and more.

Given 60 heavy new releases, you could blindly select at least four gems. Will it be Kjeld, Enslaved, Santa Cruz, and The Haunting Presence? Or Sacral Rage, Urfaust, Psycroptic, and Harm’s Way?? Or Garden Of Worm, Mnemic, Cancer Bats, and Europe??

Colour Haze all in my brain…

I love this band so much.

Alright now look. Several dorky bands have albums out today, and I don’t want anybody shoving them around just cuz they’re different! Theirs and a bunch of awesome heavy new releases in here.

With a gap around SXSW… hmmmm?

Recall, if you can, a distant time — April of […]

Australian mathcore band shares favorites by The Dillinger Escape Plan, Every Time I Die, Norma Jean, and more.

The topic this time: Jari is complaining about people complaining about Jari complaining about money

Hooded Menace! Mantar! Mutilation Rites!

From metal-themed lawn gnomes to a metaled-out BMX bike to everything in between.

Eddie examines the WWE’s release of The Great Khali, who was, all things considered, the last of the “Old School.”

Get your pull!

The best players, the baddest songs, the blackest vibes: Megadeth.

Also: he’s wearing a Voivod shirt! Dave Grohl is a certifiable metal badass.