Cinemetal 9590 ZO2 HAS THIS “WORKING MUSICIAN” THING FIGURED OUT PRETTY WELL August 14th, 2008 at 12:15pm Vince Neilstein We’ve harped on the “how can musicians make a decent […]
The Hard R 250 DALLAS COYLE ON THE GRIND OF THE U.S. PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN August 8th, 2008 at 1:32pm MetalSucks Please, Enough Already! I don’t know about you guys but […]
Reviews 180 NORMA JEAN’S THE ANTI-MOTHER IS A SNORE DE FORCE August 4th, 2008 at 2:52pm Axl Rosenberg Ever had really good foreplay followed by really mediocre sex? […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 80 RANDOM ROCKLAHOMA RAMBLINGS July 11th, 2008 at 12:02pm MetalSucks Apparently the palatial MetalSucks Mansion kitchen needed new granite, so […]
New Stuff 5150 NORMA JEAN 1, HUMAN EARS 0 June 24th, 2008 at 12:26pm Axl Rosenberg Remember Bless the Martyr and Kiss the Child, or O’ […]
Reunion Mania 190 SO, FEAR FACTORY ARE GETTING BACK TOGETHER June 18th, 2008 at 11:19am Vince Neilstein According to the “status” post on Fear Factory’s MySpace, the […]
Editorials 5050 DILLINGER ESCAPE PLAN VS. DISTURBED: THE FINAL ROUND (WE HOPE) June 6th, 2008 at 4:32pm Axl Rosenberg Dillinger Escape Plan guitarist Ben Weinman has penned a guest […]
...And F*ck You Too 150 KI$$ FINALLY GO TOO FAR June 6th, 2008 at 11:43am Axl Rosenberg There’s no such thing as a war between art and […]
Editorials 8090 DILLINGER ESCAPE PLAN VS. DISTURBED: NO CONTEST May 16th, 2008 at 2:36pm Axl Rosenberg Alright alright alright. A valued friend just e-mailed me to […]
Editorials 110 HAGAR AND ANTHONY: “VAN HALEN BROTHERS? WE DON’T NEED NO STINKIN’ VAN HALEN BROTHERS!” May 13th, 2008 at 12:17pm Axl Rosenberg Wow. If that picture doesn’t get your dick hard, nuthin’ […]
Editorials 70 WHO THE F*CKING F*CK THINKS MOONSORROW IS A NAZI BAND?! April 14th, 2008 at 3:54pm Axl Rosenberg I’m no expert on folk metal band Moonsorrow, but […]
Cinemetal 50 CAN A CAVALERA-LESS SEPULTURA ALBUM BE ANY GOOD? April 10th, 2008 at 11:23am Axl Rosenberg Blabbermouth tipped us off to the below footage of Sepultura […]
Cinemetal 6330 TRACII GUNS’ VERSION OF L.A. GUNS ARE MAKING A NEW ALBUM. WHOOP-EE. March 18th, 2008 at 9:50am Axl Rosenberg I’ve really never understood Tracii Guns’ incessant need to publicly […]
Exclusive 20 METALSUCKS AT SXSW: HELMET March 16th, 2008 at 2:58pm Corey Mitchell HELMET @ RED 7 – 4:30 P.M., Thursday, March 13 […]
What the...?? 140 GENE SIMMONS IS NOW A BALDIE March 11th, 2008 at 1:40pm Vince Neilstein According to SeriouslyOMG.com [via VH1 Best Week Ever blog, via […]
Editorials 50 GENE SIMMONS MAKES LOVE WITH HIS SHIRT ON February 20th, 2008 at 2:08pm Axl Rosenberg Dude. I wanna see a Gene Simmons sex tape like […]
Editorials 100 AEROSMITH-ONLY EDITION OF GUITAR HERO COMING February 15th, 2008 at 1:43pm Axl Rosenberg CHUD reports that a new version of Guitar Hero, […]
Reviews 5160 CAVALERA CONSPIRACY & KINGDOM OF SORROW: THE FIRST NICE SURPRISE VS. THE FIRST BIG DISAPPOINTMENT OF 2008 February 12th, 2008 at 10:42am Axl Rosenberg Reunions and supergroups* almost never add up to the sums […]
Editorials 100 DON’T FORGET TO WATCH THE DILLINGER ESCAPE PLAN ON CONAN O’BRIEN TONIGHT February 6th, 2008 at 10:28am Axl Rosenberg NBC. 12:35 am tonight/tomorrow morning. Greg Puciato has vowed to […]
Editorials 40 UK’S DOWNLOAD FESTIVAL NOT OFF TO A VERY GOOD START February 4th, 2008 at 3:38pm Axl Rosenberg Two years ago, when we heard that Tool, Metallica, and […]