Metal Merch 0 Photos: The Various Editions of the Metallica Pinball Game April 12th, 2013 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Do you prefer Pro, Premium, or Limited Edition Metallica Pinball?
Metal Merch 0 Metallica Will Pin Your Balls April 9th, 2013 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg New game will apparently include a tribute to “MetallicaSucks” day on MetalSucks.
Reunion Mania 0 Infectious Grooves Reunite for Metallica’s Orion Fest, Recruit ex-Faith No More Guitarist Jim Martin April 4th, 2013 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg I’ve got fifty bucks that says they blow the Red Hot Chili Peppers right off the fucking stage.
Moppet Metal 0 Six-Year-Old Drummer Plays Metallica, Guns N’ Roses, Van Halen, Mötley Crüe, and More April 1st, 2013 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Ladies, he’s single!
Cinemetal 0 Watch: 1995 Video of Metallica Covering Motörhead While Dressed as Lemmy March 22nd, 2013 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg I find their decision not to wear fake moles unforgivable.
Cinemetal 0 Actor Dane DeHaan Begins the Overhyping of Metallica’s 3D Movie March 12th, 2013 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg In all fairness, he didn’t say anything as dumb as “It makes The Wall look like Justin Bieber: Never Say Never!!!”
Tour de Force 0 Death to Play Metallica’s Second Orion Music + More Festival February 25th, 2013 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Metallica, announces fest line-up, troll the world.
Greatest Hits 0 Listen to Metallica’s “Nothing Else Matters” in a Major Scale January 17th, 2013 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Wwwwwwwwweeeeeeeiiiiirrrrrrdddd.
Cinemetal 0 Metallica’s 3D Movie Gets a Title, Release Date, and… Lead Actor? January 16th, 2013 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg I’m sorry, did you say “a lead actor”???
The Webernets 0 Great News! All Three of Metallica’s “Unforgiven” Tracks Are Now On Spotify!!!! December 6th, 2012 at 2:30pm MetalSucks The rest of their stupid catalog is up there, too.
Viral Vomit 0 Metallica Christmas Light Show December 6th, 2012 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein From the rich traditional that brought you the Slayer Christmas light show and the Ozzy Halloween light show.
Cinemetal 0 Obligatory Post of “The Day That Never Comes” from the New Metallica Live DVD December 5th, 2012 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Because some of you still care!
\m/ 0 Armored Saint Team Up with Members of Amon Amarth and Fates Warning to Cover Metallica and Slayer December 3rd, 2012 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Got all that?
Black Collar Workers 0 Metallica Announce the Name of their Record Label AND Reclaim Owenership of Their Masters November 30th, 2012 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Metallica have at last announced the name of their new […]
Cinemetal 0 It’s the Trailer for Metallica’s Quebec Magnetic November 29th, 2012 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Preview the band’s forthcoming DVD.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Now You Can Make Fake Members of Metallica Fake Skateboard! November 26th, 2012 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Metallicats character skins available for Tony Hawk’s latest videogame.
Metal Merch 0 Metallica Selling Reasonably Priced Neckties November 21st, 2012 at 2:40pm Axl Rosenberg I’m totally kidding, they’re expensive as fuck.
Lick My Label 0 Metallica Launch Metallabel October 23rd, 2012 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg The biggest band in metal will release a live DVD/Blu-ray via their own newly-formed label.
Rampant Rumors 0 THIS IS PROBABLY NOT A NEW METALLICA SONG October 4th, 2012 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Update, 12:40 pm: Mystery solved! It’s Evile’s “In Memoriam,” not […]
Metal Merch 0 NEW METALLICA KILL ‘EM ALL SNEAKERS ALLOW YOU TO KEEP IT A COMPLETE SECRET THAT YOU LIKE METALLICA’S KILL ‘EM ALL September 26th, 2012 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg I thought Metallica and Vans were all done celebrating next […]
