Br00tal-lists 880 Anthrax: 101 Singers We’d Rather See Than Joey Belladonna May 13th, 2010 at 4:00pm MetalSucks We stand by our assessment that re-hiring Joey Belladonna is […]
Cinemetal 280 FAITH NO MORE’S RODDY BOTTUM SCORING THE MOST IRRITATING CHILDREN’S MOVIE EVER May 13th, 2010 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg So I read on The PRP that Faith No More’s […]
Tour de Force 100 BOOTLEGS ARE NO LONGER A PESTILENCE May 5th, 2010 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg I don’t remember which show it was at, but Vince […]
Editorials 370 KURT COBAIN: STILL DEAD April 8th, 2010 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg People who care more than I do tell me that […]
Reviews 150 / April 6th, 2010 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Ever seen Woody Allen’s Zelig? It’s a pseudo-documentary about a […]
Show Reviews 110 AN OPEN LETTER OF APOLOGY TO MEEK IS MURDER March 30th, 2010 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Dear Meek is Murder, I am sorry it took me […]
Ten Great Bands That Inadvertently Helped Ruin Metal 1490 #1: BLACK SABBATH March 26th, 2010 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg It might be tempting for some people to argue that […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 80 UM, DID SOMEONE SAY “APEX THEORY?” March 22nd, 2010 at 12:00pm Anso DF It’s a little known fact that MetalSucks co-jefe Vince Neilstein […]
Cinemetal 70 GET TO KNOW YOUR NU-GN’R March 17th, 2010 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg I’ve been getting a lot reader e-mails this week about […]
Black Collar Workers 190 W.A.S.P. STRIKES STINGS AGAIN, CANCEL ANOTHER GIG March 16th, 2010 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg UPDATE: Apparently Blackie broke out after refusing to pay the […]
What the...?? 190 METALLICA: RIOT THE LIGHTNING March 12th, 2010 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg As you’ve no doubt heard by now, Metallica played a […]
Cinemetal 220 IT WOULD TAKE A “MIRACLE” FOR ME TO WATCH THIS NONPOINT VIDEO EVER AGAIN March 10th, 2010 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Speaking of our old pal Dale “Rage” Resteghini, here’s the […]
...And F*ck You Too 490 THESE TWO DESERVE ONE ANOTHER March 10th, 2010 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg You all know Dale “Rage” Resteghini, right? He’s the music […]
New Stuff 120 WELL I’LL BE DAMNED: SLASH ACTUALLY RELEASED TWO GOOD SONGS IN ONE DAY March 1st, 2010 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Between his suicide-inducingly awful rape of “Paradise City,” his unveiling […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 1 ANSO DF’S SPIRITED ENDORSEMENT OF SCORCHED-EARTH POLICY FOR SCION’S NO LABEL NEEDED CONTEST February 24th, 2010 at 3:00pm Anso DF Although the editors of MetalSucks get a vote in he […]
Contests 2570 FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN A METALSUCKS T-SHIRT! February 11th, 2010 at 4:30pm Vince Neilstein They say mediocrity shouldn’t be rewarded but I really don’t […]
Worst Week Ever 180 IN WHICH WE LEARNED HOW TO SPEAK FRENCH February 5th, 2010 at 5:40pm Vince Neilstein My car just got towed and I’m pissed. Really fucking […]
Book Reviews 360 SLASH, TRASH, AND BASH: THIS IS HOW A ROCK STAR BOOK SHOULD BE WRITTEN February 2nd, 2010 at 1:25pm Corey Mitchell My never-ending pursuit of rock star book excellence continues. This […]
Rampant Rumors 1200 UNINFORMED SPECULATION ON WHO WILL PLAY OZZFEST 2010 February 1st, 2010 at 12:14pm Axl Rosenberg So apparently Ozzfest is coming back this summer, and is […]
Haterade 290 THE GRAMMYS: OUR NON-REPORT February 1st, 2010 at 10:45am Axl Rosenberg I didn’t watch the Grammys last night, and judging by […]