Be the one to roll your eyes at the suggestion that there’s no good new shit out there. New releases from Abigail Williams, Amaranthe, Avatarium, Crown The Empire, Hooded Menace, Opeth, Ram, Satan’s Satyrs, Sofy Major, Whitechapel and a million more.

This week’s heavy new releases in here! Shining, Vehemence, The Ocean / Mono split, Born Of Osiris, Amberian Dawn, Nervous (Junius), and more!

More heavy new releases! Start with Ævangelist, W.A.S.P., Monster Magnet, Coheed And Cambria, Kowloon Walled City, Raventale.

Heavy new releases out today! One OK Rock, Parkway Drive, VI, Dead Letter Circus, Boysetsfire, Black Breath, Graveyard, and 40 more!

Learn everything you always wanted to know about Earache Records founder Digby Pearson in Choosing Death: The Improbable History of Death Metal & Grindcore.

Heavy new releases out today: Iron Maiden, Temple Of Void, Ramming Speed, Uncle Acid & The Deadbeats, Cemetery Lust, Riverside, Sibiir, and tons more. Listen here!

This week’s heavy new releases include albums by Motörhead, Soilwork, Nile, and more.

Stop your glorious Friday and enjoy the newest heavy music around: Year Of The Goat, Finger Eleven, Kataklysm, Godhunter, Grusom, and more!

Yay!!!!! Which Magnet album is getting a “re-imagining” this time?

Or, “How to Help Increase the Odds That Your Metal Band Will Make at Least a Little Bit of Money.”

STCOT is moving to Fridays. But first, these artists own the final Tuesday release date: Party Cannon, Svarta, Iron Savior, Blasphemy, Graveworm, and more!

Career dreams fulfilled. Guess I can retire now.

Periphery! Paradise Lost! Veil of Maya!

In Russia, weed smokes you.

Listen to this week’s heavy new releases! All fifty of them!

That whole “Faith No More new album” thing was not some cruel and fantastic dream! (Bonus: fifty other heavy new releases!)

Some of this week’s many heavy new releases have naked ladies on their covers!

We have the best job in the universe: here are 65 heavy new releases for you! Your life will never be the same!

Includes songs originally by Slayer, Death, Napalm Death, Carcass, Opeth, Gorguts, Mayhem, and more.

Minsk, Byzantine, Voivod/At The Gates, Soilwork, Gorguts, Malthusian, Enforcer, and tons more heavy new releases! TONS!