Everyone's Replaceable 0 King Diamond Fires Bassist Hal Patino, Hal Patino Fires Back July 21st, 2014 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg The King says Patino is a drug addict, Patino says The King is “a tired bitter old man.”
Interviews 0 Powerman 5000’s Spider One: The MetalSucks Interview July 15th, 2014 at 4:00pm MetalSucks Yes, we’re being serious.
\m/ 0 Dimebag Listened to Living Colour, King’s X, and Blues Saraceno While Making Far Beyond Driven June 18th, 2014 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg I feel like my tastes have been validated!
The 66.6 Most Metal Movie Scenes of All Time 0 The 66.6 Most Metal Movie Scenes of All Time: #29 through #20 May 28th, 2014 at 5:00pm MetalSucks We continue our countdown of the most metal movie scenes of all time!!
Editorials 0 Report: “The Number of Heavy Metal Bands in a Given Country is Associated with its Wealth and Affluence” May 27th, 2014 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg The working class may have created metal, but it’s the domain of the affluent now.
Reviews 0 Their Name is Eyehategod (and They Still Hate You) May 19th, 2014 at 2:30pm Sammy O'Hagar They’re finally back from the dead, even if they are still actively rotting.
New Stuff 0 Here’s the Chorus to the New Judas Priest Song, “March of the Damned” May 14th, 2014 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg It lasts thirty-two seconds longer than I did when I lost my virginity.
Black Collar Workers 0 Sebastian Bach Raises the Question: “How Many of an Artist’s Facebook Followers Will Buy That Artist’s Album?” May 5th, 2014 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg The answer is pretty interesting.
New Stuff 0 Down’s “Conjure” is So F*ckin’ Heavy, It Would Make Black Sabbath Cry May 5th, 2014 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Thus spake Anselmo.
What the...?? 0 Frankie Palmeri is Sad That No One Remembers His Birthday April 8th, 2014 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg He also hates people with girlfriends and dogs.
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: April 8, 2014 April 8th, 2014 at 10:00am David Lee Rothmund T.S. Eliot wrote that April is the cruelest month — and he hadn’t even heard this week’s bleak new releases.
The Webernets 0 Best New Blog Ever of the Day: Alternate Metal Album Covers March 26th, 2014 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Sophomoric punnery of the highest order!
Punishing Pictorials 0 Portraits of Metal Musicians Before They Hated Each Other March 13th, 2014 at 3:15pm MetalSucks Why can’t we be friends?
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: March 11, 2014 March 11th, 2014 at 12:00pm David Lee Rothmund Your new releases three-fer: Architects (UK), Gojira, and Psalm Zero? Or, Tortorum, Entartung, and Dirge? Maybe Monsterworks, Insain, and Scibex?
Cinemetal 0 Devour the Day Devour Gus G.’s “I am the Fire” March 6th, 2014 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg He might as well be working for Ozzy Osbourne or something crazy like that!
The Webernets 0 The Shocking Truth Behind Zakk Wylde’s Success! February 25th, 2014 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein Stolen footage from Zakk’s Black Vatican Studio reveals the truth behind his operation.
New Stuff 0 Listen to the First New Floor Song in Eleven Years! February 11th, 2014 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein The band that gave birth to Torche is back with new music.
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 Grammy Chowder: Sharon Osbourne Throws Food At The Truth January 29th, 2014 at 3:00pm Anso DF It’s like 30 years ago our drunk uncle married a syphilitic hairdresser.
Tour de Force 0 Mötley Crüe Announce Farewell Tour, Plan to Sue Themselves if They Don’t Retire January 29th, 2014 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Yeah I don’t quite get it, either.
