Viral Vomit 0 Here’s a Metal Cover of Maroon 5’s Annoying Hit Song “Maps” September 3rd, 2014 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein Incrementally less annoying than the original.
New Stuff 0 Faith No More for Young ‘Uns: Fall Asleep to “Falling to Pieces” September 3rd, 2014 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg You’ll care a lot about this new lullaby version of a classic FNM track.
Music Dorkery 0 Metal in Inappropriate Places September 2nd, 2014 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein A very entertaining video!
Viral Vomit 0 And Now, a Metal Version of the Bagel Bites Commercial Jingle August 26th, 2014 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Metal in the morning, metal in the evening, metal at supper time… when you put metal on a bagel, you can have metal anytime!
\m/ 0 Full Metal Cycling: The Most Metal Workout Class EVER! August 20th, 2014 at 4:00pm Vince Neilstein Because exercise shouldn’t just be for wearing spandex and sweating to house music, now you can get your workout on to Slayer and Metallica with your fellow metal-loving brethren.
Friday 5 0 Friday 5: Going Out with a Bang August 15th, 2014 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Phew! This week is “finalé done. Now let’s party!
Moppet Metal 0 Babymetal Meet Unlocking the Truth, Universe Explodes August 11th, 2014 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Also: Kirk Hammett from Metallica!
Friday 5 0 Friday 5: Heavy Montreal Heaven August 8th, 2014 at 4:30pm MetalSucks The big fest is this weekend! How can you make it even awesomer?
\m/ 0 Here’s a Photo of Babymetal with Lady Gaga (Wearing an Iron Maiden Shirt!) August 7th, 2014 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein SO METAL!!!! GRRRRR!!!!
Converse Rubber Tracks x MetalSucks 0 Exclusive Track Premiere: Extinction A.D., “Cloaks the Deceit” August 6th, 2014 at 3:00pm MetalSucks Makes Slayer’s “Implode” sound like a Kenny G. song.
Interviews 0 Exclusive: The Very First Ever American Interview with Babymetal! August 6th, 2014 at 2:00pm Jeff Treppel Jeff Treppel talks with the girls of Babymetal before their Los Angeles headline performance, their first ever show in America.
Retrospective 0 Metallica’s Ride the Lightning, The 30th Anniversary: “Trapped Under Ice” July 30th, 2014 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Proto-death metal.
Retrospective 0 Metallica’s Ride the Lightning, The 30th Anniversary: “Fade to Black” July 30th, 2014 at 1:00pm Corey Mitchell Corey blames Metallica for his choice of career, and it all started with “Fade To Black.”
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: July 29, 2014 July 29th, 2014 at 10:00am David Lee Rothmund This week’s new releases deserve respect just like any other week’s. Just not as much.
Music Dorkery 0 Cannibal Corpse “Frantic Disembowelment” Ukulele Cover July 28th, 2014 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Tiny Tim is rolling in his grave.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Kirk Hammett Returns to Exodus (Kinda) July 28th, 2014 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg He’ll provide a guitar solo for the band’s new album.
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which We Tried Being Nice to Rich People July 25th, 2014 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories include KISS, Suicide Silence, Madball, and more.
Contests 0 Contest: Win Tickets to Heavy Montreal 2014! July 25th, 2014 at 4:00pm MetalSucks Featuring: Metallica playing a special “by request” set, Slayer, Lamb of God, Protest the Hero, Whitechapel, Overkill, Cynic, Voivod, Death Angel and SO many more bands.
Editorials 0 Doc Coyle’s State of the Metal Union July 25th, 2014 at 1:20pm MetalSucks The former God Forbid guitarist muses on the current condition of the music we all love.
Everyone's Replaceable 0 King Diamond Fires Bassist Hal Patino, Hal Patino Fires Back July 21st, 2014 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg The King says Patino is a drug addict, Patino says The King is “a tired bitter old man.”