Editorials 0 Twelve Reasons Babymetal are the Single Best Thing to Happen to Metal in the Past Decade July 18th, 2014 at 1:20pm Vince Neilstein Vince loves Babymetal, and so should you.
Greatest Hits 0 Heavy Metal Drinking Games July 17th, 2014 at 2:30pm MetalSucks Do not read this if your name is Matt Pike.
What the...?? 0 Tom Araya Once Tried to Film Kerry King Having Sex July 17th, 2014 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg “You’re not the boss of me, Tom. You’re not the king of Kerry. I’m the boss of me. I’m the king of me. I’m Kerry King. I’m the star. It’s my big dick and I say when we roll!”
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 Heavy Montréal: 3 Weeks Til North America’s Best Fest July 16th, 2014 at 5:00pm Anso DF We’ll be swingin’ our festicles all over Québec’s Metropolis on August 9-10
\m/ 0 Bride and Groom Enjoy Most Metal First Dance in Wedding History July 14th, 2014 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Thanks, Pantera!
Cinemetal 0 Watch Metallica in an Ad for ESPN’s SportsCenter July 14th, 2014 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Nobody wants guitar lessons from Kirk Hammett? SHOCKING!
Editorials 0 Op-Ed: The Low Risk / High Reward of Eighth Grade Metal Band Unlocking the Truth’s $1.8 Million Record Deal with Sony July 14th, 2014 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein An asinine investment, or the opportunity of a lifetime?
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which We Had No More Faith July 11th, 2014 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories include Faith No More, Babymetal, System of a Down, Dethklok, and more.
Friday 5 0 Friday 5: IndEPendence Day July 11th, 2014 at 4:30pm MetalSucks You celebrated Independence Day. Now join us for IndEPendence Day!
Black Collar Workers 0 Former Bassist Greg Christian Makes Accusations of Wasteful Spending Within Testament July 9th, 2014 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Gosh, this story is starting to seem familiar.
Music Premieres 0 Exclusive Track Premiere: It’s Not Aeges’ “Fault” That They’re So Rad July 9th, 2014 at 1:00pm MetalSucks The band’s new album drops in September!!!
Barbarous Book Club 0 Cannibal Corpse and Joel McIver Pen The Bible of Butchery July 7th, 2014 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Finally, a Bible I can get behind.
Editorials 0 So As it Turns Out, Banging Your Head a Bunch Can Be Bad for Your Brain July 7th, 2014 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Chronic subdural haematoma secondary to headbanging.
Tour de Force 0 Living Colour are Just Chillin’ in the Shade July 1st, 2014 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg The band so talented it’s unfair have announced the title and release season for their new album! AND tour dates!!!
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which We Were The Best Metal Drummer June 27th, 2014 at 3:23pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories include Metallica, Judas Priest, Anthrax, Ministry, and more.
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 Analysis: Remembering Tool’s Lateralus June 27th, 2014 at 3:20pm Anso DF Tool’s third album debuted at number one. It should’ve gotten the Nobel Prize, too.
Metal in the Media 0 The Ready Set Guitarist Deryck Stanek Loves Watain June 23rd, 2014 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg But who doesn’t, right?
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which We Took Stock of 2014… So Far June 20th, 2014 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Includes The Best of 2014… So Far playlist!!!
Saturday Song to Get Stoned To 0 Saturday To Mash It UP June 14th, 2014 at 6:34pm Kip Wingerschmidt DO THE MASH
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which We Peed a Lot June 13th, 2014 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories include Emperor, Exodus, and other bands whose names don’t start with the letter “E.”
