New Stuff 0 Kameltoe Heard “Veil of Elysium,” and Then Kamelot April 2nd, 2015 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg There’s nothing demure about the band’s new single.
New Stuff 0 Gee, Think Mark Tremonti Has Been Listening to a Lot of Gojira Lately? March 25th, 2015 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein The Creed guitarist’s new solo jam borrows heavily from our favorite French metal band, but it’s all good.
Music Dorkery 0 New Study Claims That Metal Musicians and Rappers Have Lower Life Expectancies Than Performers of Other Genres March 24th, 2015 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg This kinda doesn’t make sense, but it also kinda does.
Greatest Hits 0 Clothing Chain H&M Creates Fake Metal Bands to Sell Merch, Releases a Song Called “Vaginal’s Juice Dripping into Cadaverous” [UPDATED: No, They Didn’t] March 23rd, 2015 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg They are going REALLY far to try and convince people that these are real bands.
Tour de Force 0 Mayhem Fest Admat Leaks, Confirms Line-Up Rumors March 19th, 2015 at 10:51am Axl Rosenberg And, of course, we now know all the bands that weren’t part of the original rumor, too.
Tweet Twat 0 Slipknot’s Clown Anthropomorphize His Mask, Accuses it of Attempted Murder March 19th, 2015 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg “Whoa whoa whoa, that’s a serious accusation, bruh!” responds Buckethead’s bucket.
Metal Merch 0 Sumerian Records Now Making Sneakers for Periphery, Born of Osiris, Veil of Maya, and More March 18th, 2015 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg I know there’s a “Sumeriancore” joke to be made here…
Editorials 0 Informal Reader Poll: Whose Message Has Changed? March 18th, 2015 at 2:00pm Emperor Rhombus Which bands mean something very different today than they once did?
Rampant Rumors 0 And the Lineup for the 2015 Rockstar Mayhem Festival is… March 16th, 2015 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein If the rumors are true, Slayer and King Diamond will headline.
Editorials 0 Couple Makes Wedding Gown + Tux from Old Metal T-Shirts and Patches March 12th, 2015 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg And by “makes,” I mean “hires someone else to make for them.”
Metal Metsieh 0 Amazon Has More Than 1,000 Metal and Hard Rock Albums on Sale for $6.99 or Less! March 10th, 2015 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Including new and classic releases by Black Sabbath, Judas Priest, Slayer, Slipknot, Lamb of God, Behemoth, Arch Enemy, and more.
Friday 5 0 Friday 5: Top Five OG Metalcore Albums of the Early ’00s March 6th, 2015 at 4:30pm Vince Neilstein Before the scene kids came along and ruined it for everyone.
Viral Vomit 0 Slipsock: The Slipknot Sock Puppet Parody March 5th, 2015 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg “Wait and Bleed” becomes “Wait in Bleach.” Get it???
Tour de Force 0 2015 Rockstar Mayhem Festival to Announce Line-Up Next Month March 4th, 2015 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Who will be on the bill?
Album of the Day 0 Album of the day: NECRO The Pre-Fix For Death March 4th, 2015 at 10:30am Sergeant D Sergeant D. agrees that most rap-metal is terrible — but asserts that Necro’s 2004 release is an exception.
Worst Week Ever 0 Ten Posts You May Have Missed on MetalSucks This Week February 20th, 2015 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories include Slayer, Black Sabbath, Faith No More, and a bunch of crappy nu-metal bands!
Cinemetal 0 Video: Metallica Play for the Sales Force at Salesforce February 20th, 2015 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Has your boss ever gotten you a gift this good?
Studio Stuff 0 VV. Important Behind-the-Scenes Video of The Necrosexual’s Recording Sessions! February 17th, 2015 at 3:30pm Vince Neilstein The slayer of posers has entered the studio!
...And F*ck You Too 0 Another Reason The Grammys Blow: “In Memoriam” Segment Disses Dave Brockie and Wayne Static February 9th, 2015 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg So take your stupid statue and shove it up your ass, okay, Academy?
Metal Merch 0 Get Blind Drunk on Blind Guardian Merlot (and Listen to Their New Album) February 5th, 2015 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg What would Paul Giamatti make of this?
