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Tour de Force 0
Holy Grail, Exmortus, and Spellcaster Team Up for Fellowship of the Strings Tour
June 9th, 2016 at 11:30am Emperor Rhombus

Get your shred pants on.


Moppet Metal 0
Kids Cover Classic Clutch Song, Carefully Step Around Lyric About Smoking Weed
June 8th, 2016 at 2:00pm Emperor Rhombus

I’d have thought the lyric about adjusting one’s pants would also have been nixed.


Senior Slayers 0
This Octogenarian Performed Drowning Pool’s “Bodies” on America’s Got Talent
June 7th, 2016 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg

So many jokes, so little time.


Metal Legacies 0
Rust, Sweat, and Swing: An Appreciation of Nick Menza’s Chops
May 25th, 2016 at 4:30pm Maximus

Max asserts that while all of the Big 4 thrash bands had unique and tasty drummers, Menza was the most musical.


Friggin' Danzig 0
The Kids at The O’Keefe Music Foundation Keep Danzig Evil
May 12th, 2016 at 1:30pm Emperor Rhombus

You bet your ass we’re capitalizing on this new bout of Misfits mania.


Reviews 0
On Pleiades’ Dust, Gorguts Deliver a Total Fucking Masterpiece
May 9th, 2016 at 3:30pm Maximus

Max asserts that Gorguts’ latest could be one of the greatest metal releases of all time.


New Stuff 0
Stream Wings Denied’s Proggy New Voyager EP in Full
May 9th, 2016 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein

FFO: The Safety Fire, Periphery, Dream Theater.


Upcoming Bullsh*t 0
Serj Tankian Says System of a Down are Communicating about New Music
May 6th, 2016 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein

Serj suggests that he kinda maybe sorta might be willing to get fixin’ to get ready to think about starting to put together new System jams with the rest of the guys


New Stuff 0
Meet Joey Jordison’s “New” Band, Vimic
May 5th, 2016 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg

Scar the Martyr by any other name…


Tour de Force 0
The Acacia Strain Announce Summer Tour with Oceano, Knocked Loose, and Culture Killer
May 3rd, 2016 at 2:00pm Emperor Rhombus

Prepare to shred.


Worst Week Ever 0
The Top Ten Posts on MetalSucks This Week
April 29th, 2016 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg

This week’s top stories include Periphery, Five Finger Death Punch, Belphegor, and more.


Shit That Comes Out Today 0
Sh*t That Comes Out Today: April 29, 2016
April 29th, 2016 at 12:30pm David Lee Rothmund

Listen to all this week’s heavy new releases, like oh say, Schammasch, Fallujah, Sixx A.M., Tremonti, Rob Zombie, Purson, Wrong, and like 55 more.


New Stuff 0
Lord Mantis Admire a Prostitute’s Dental Work on “NTW”
April 21st, 2016 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg

If you don’t love this song, you hate women.


Tour de Force 0
Nails Announce Tour Dates
April 18th, 2016 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg

Because we haven’t written about Nails since this morning!


Reviews 0
Aborted Kill You Nostalgically with Retrogore
April 18th, 2016 at 3:30pm Phil Boozeman

Heavy than a season premier of The Biggest Loser.


Barbarous Book Club 0
Maynard’s Biography Due Later This Year, Sounds Like a Whimsical YA Novel
April 13th, 2016 at 10:00am Emperor Rhombus

It’s not a new album, but it will do.


New Stuff 0
Listen: Death Fortress Forces You On A Deathless March
April 11th, 2016 at 4:30pm David Lee Rothmund

A comfortably uncomfortable stay at blackened death’s new headquarters.


Barbarous Book Club 0
Today in Metal Children’s Books: The ABCs of Black Metal
April 6th, 2016 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein

Never has teaching your children the alphabet been so grim and kvlt.


Metal Merch 0
Tell Starving Homeless Children You Hate Them with a $5,000 Portrait of Fred Durst Painted by The Cult’s Billy Morrison
April 5th, 2016 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg

No, you did not misread that headline, and no, we are not making this up.


Show Reviews 0
Best of SXSW 2016: Turnstile
March 29th, 2016 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein

Turnstile are in the Major Leagues now — although they’re being coy about it, the band recently inked a big deal with Roadrunner Records — and their performance shows it… sort of.


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