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Tag: barack obama

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10 Metal Songs That Should Be on Barack Obama’s Summer Playlist

July 28th, 2022 at 12:24pm Em Shadows

The former POTUS’ selection had a major lack of riffs. We suggested a few songs.

Pummeling Politics 0

Ted Nugent Promises to Tone Down “Hateful Rhetoric” While Claiming He Has “Never Referenced Violence” in the Past

June 17th, 2017 at 11:19am Axl Rosenberg

Has Nugent turned over a new leaf?

Pummeling Politics 0

Spotify Tries to Lure Barack Obama to Job as “President of Playlists”

January 10th, 2017 at 10:45am Vince Neilstein

In an official job posting, Spotify seeks someone “Familiar with the Spotify platform, with experience in programming playlists at a federal level. Anything from an eclectic summer playlist, to a celebratory, “I just found my birth certificate” playlist.”

Punishing Pictorials 0

What if These Politicians and World Leaders Fronted Metal Bands?

February 2nd, 2016 at 4:00pm MetalSucks

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Video: President Barack Obama Sings Korn’s “Freak On a Leash”

December 2nd, 2015 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg

Holy shit this is amazing.

...And F*ck You Too 0

Ted Nugent Has Some Advice for Joe Biden

January 2nd, 2013 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg

Red neck rocker pens an open letter to the VP. Or has someone else pen that letter for him. But he signed it and everything!

...And F*ck You Too 0

Ted Nugent’s Death/Jail Clock – Day 1

November 7th, 2012 at 4:00pm Corey Mitchell

If Ted Nugent is a man of his word, he’ll either be dead or in jail within the next twelve months.

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SHOW US YOUR METALSUCKS: THE WHITE HOUSE EDITION (!)

March 9th, 2011 at 1:00pm MetalSucks

Best Show Us Your MetalSucks entry yet? That’s Binary Code […]

Hair Metal Happy Hour 1430

I DON’T THINK BLACKIE LAWLESS KNOWS WHO HITLER WAS

September 14th, 2009 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg

This is Blackie Lawless talking about Barack Obama in Classic […]

Worst Week Ever 80

IN WHICH WE CHOSE TO ILLEGALLY PIRATE OUR OWN ARTICLES

April 24th, 2009 at 6:13pm MetalSucks

Actually, we don’t have to pirate our own articles. Plenty […]

The Hard R 330

THE HARD R: BRING ON THE HATERADE!!

December 5th, 2008 at 3:15pm MetalSucks

By now a lot of you have had a chance […]

What the...?? 120

BLACK METAL — THE PRANK CALL

November 12th, 2008 at 4:48pm Vince Neilstein

It’s a slow news day. I don’t know about you, […]

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BARACK OBAMA QUITS POLITICS, STARTS FIRST BLACK BLACK METAL BAND

November 10th, 2008 at 3:00pm MetalSucks

[Special thanks: Photoshop Corpsepaint Contest winner Joel V.!]

Worst Week Ever 20

IN WHICH WE CONTEMPLATED THE MEANING OF “BLACK” METAL

November 7th, 2008 at 5:17pm MetalSucks

The United States has a brilliant new President in Mr. […]

The Hard R 440

THE HARD R: OBAMA WINS!

November 7th, 2008 at 1:55pm MetalSucks

Well, it’s finally over. The presidential race was a hard […]

Editorials 340

BLACKIE’S CLUELESS: “I WANNA BE SEAN HANNITY”

November 4th, 2008 at 3:45pm Corey Mitchell

Former buzzsaw cod-piece wearing, red meat slinging, naked woman whipping, […]

...And F*ck You Too 140

F*CK THE WORLD. HERE’S SOME VINTAGE LIVE METALLICA.

November 4th, 2008 at 1:28pm Vince Neilstein

Vince Neilstein checking in to the MetalSucks Mansion here at […]

Cinemetal 90

TEXTURES CONQUER THEIR AQUAPHOBIA IN NEW VIDEO

October 31st, 2008 at 12:45pm Vince Neilstein

Textures have released a breathtaking (metal!) new video for “Awake,” […]

Contests 120

THE OBAMA/MCCAIN PRESIDENTIAL THROWDOWN VIDEO CONTEST!

October 28th, 2008 at 3:00pm MetalSucks

Election day is one week from today. At least one […]

Blogronaut 410

BLOGRONAUT: BRAINWASHED BY THE MEDIA

October 17th, 2008 at 12:30pm MetalSucks

Yeah! Almost votin’ time! I mean boy, with my own […]

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