Rampant Rumors 300 MAYBE BLACK SABBATH AREN’T REUNITING August 16th, 2011 at 4:42pm Axl Rosenberg Tony Iommi just posted the below message on his official […]
Rampant Rumors 890 BLACK SABBATH RE-RE-UNITING August 16th, 2011 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg UPDATE: Uh, maybe this isn’t happening — check out Tony […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 310 31 DAYS OF FAITH NO MORE: “THE REAL THING” August 15th, 2011 at 3:30pm Anso DF Spurred by a lazy crossword clue in The Onion (36 down, four […]
...And F*ck You Too 830 25 THINGS I’D RATHER DO THAN LISTEN TO THE NEW FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH SONG July 27th, 2011 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg 1) Be nicer to Sebastian Bach 2) Compare penis sizes […]
Green Eggs and Slam 2680 WHY DO PPL LIKE BLACK SABBATH?? June 3rd, 2011 at 4:00pm Sergeant D If there’s one band who is almost universally hyped, it’s […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 170 WILL TRADE LEFT NUT FOR BLUE MURDER TOUR May 18th, 2011 at 3:00pm Anso DF For metal fans over the age of 30, there’s little […]
\m/ 150 WE MISS YOU, DIO May 16th, 2011 at 10:00am MetalSucks And we can’t believe you’ve been gone a year already. […]
Editorials 250 WATCH THE REVOLVER GOLDEN GODS AWARDS “PEOPLE WHO DIED” MONTAGE May 13th, 2011 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg The Revolver Golden Gods Awards will air on VH1 later […]
Board to Death 230 BOARD TO DEATH: THE NO OZZFEST IN 2011 EDITION May 12th, 2011 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg It has literally been years since we’ve done a new […]
Cinemetal 190 SAY, DID YOU KNOW THAT PROMISING YOUNG DIRECTOR JACK OSBOURNE IS OZZY OSBOURNE’S SON? May 2nd, 2011 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg It’s true! I thought the Osbourne clan had simply been […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 180 FURY, FLAMES, AND PHOENIX: THE ERIK RUTAN DOUBLE-INTERVIEW April 19th, 2011 at 5:00pm Anso DF Photo by Alison Webster This month, brutal death metal trio […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 230 IRON MAIDEN DRUMMER’S SPANK-BANK IS NOW FULL April 19th, 2011 at 10:00am Anso DF When word reached Lady Gaga last year that she’d been […]
Br00tal-lists 140 FUBAR‘S DEANER SPEWS FORTH HIS TOP 10 FAVORITE F*CKIN’ TUNES April 18th, 2011 at 11:20am Corey Mitchell I was bummed last month when I heard that FUBAR‘s […]
Cinemetal 270 BORN AGAIN-ERA BLACK SABBATH: THE REDONKULOUS VIDEOS April 12th, 2011 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein I have never listened to Born Again, the first and […]
New Stuff 610 METAL DEFENDS THE HOMEFRONT, BUT DOESN’T DO SUCH A SWELL JOB March 23rd, 2011 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg So this is pretty cool… in theory at least. Last […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 130 FAME AND PRAISE IN TIME: THE REALM INTERVIEW [PLUS MONTE CONNER!] March 3rd, 2011 at 1:20pm Anso DF A brief period in the late ’80s and early ’90s […]
Question of the Week 1270 QUESTION OF THE WEEK: WHICH MODEL OF GUITAR IS THE MOST METAL? February 25th, 2011 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Banner Designed by Cysquatch Welcome to “Question of the Week,” […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 170 SHOSBOURNE SUCKS: SUIT SETTLED, SABBATH SILENCED February 15th, 2011 at 1:00pm Anso DF Back in December 2008, Ozzy Osbourne’s manager-wife Sharon hosted the […]
Interviews 230 THE AUSTERITY PROGRAM’S JUSTIN FOLEY INTERVIEWS HEAVY METAL ISLAM AUTHOR MARK LEVINE February 9th, 2011 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Mark LeVine is a professor at the University of California, […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 120 GUITAR ICON GARY MOORE, 1952-2011 February 7th, 2011 at 4:00pm Anso DF In 1968, Gary Moore (above, top left) was just 16 […]
