Friday 5 0 Friday 5: Songs For Independence Day Weekend! July 1st, 2016 at 4:30pm MetalSucks USA! USA! USA! USA!
Friday 5 0 Friday 5: Five Jams For A Happy Valentine’s Slay February 12th, 2016 at 4:30pm MetalSucks What five songs soundtrack a heavy metal fan’s Valentine’s Day?
Friday 5 0 Friday 5: What 5 Covers of *Beloved Hit Songs* Are Awesome? November 13th, 2015 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Don’t feel bad, Corey Taylor and Lzzy Hale. Only these five have pulled it off!
Lolz 0 W.A.S.P.’s Blackie Lawless Does Not Understand How Hallucinogenics Work November 11th, 2015 at 12:30pm Emperor Rhombus “It’s impossible that any men could have written [the Bible] without divine inspiration.” My college sketchpads disagree.
Poetry In Motion 0 Reformed Zoophilic Blackie Lawless Needs Jesus Now November 6th, 2015 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Presumably so he can fuck him like a beast.
Friday 5 0 Friday 5: What 5 (More) Hair Metal Albums Are Essential? October 16th, 2015 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Rolling Stone’s list of 50 awesome hair metal albums is awesome! What would you add?
New Stuff 0 “Runaway” from the New W.A.S.P. Song August 14th, 2015 at 2:40pm Axl Rosenberg A metal song for people who like to shop at Roche Bobois.
Worst Week Ever 0 Ten Posts You May Have Missed on MetalSucks This Week July 17th, 2015 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories include Pantera, Danzig, Tool, and more.
...And F*ck You Too 0 Blackie Lawless from W.A.S.P. Could Use a New Promo Photo July 15th, 2015 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Who does this moron think he’s fooling?
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which We Mourned the Loss of Mitch Lucker and Celebrated the Death of Hurricane Sandy November 2nd, 2012 at 5:00pm Vince Neilstein This week’s highlights… or lowlights, as it were.
...And F*ck You Too 0 Blackie Lawle$$: W.A.S.P. Frontman Will Compromise Christian Beliefs For the Almighty Dollar October 31st, 2012 at 1:20pm Vince Neilstein W.A.S.P. frontman denounces hit song’s subject matter but doesn’t mind selling t-shirts exploiting its lyrics.
Cinemetal 0 IRON MAIDEN NEWSWATCH: BRUCE’S KEYNOTE SPEECH, NEW ADRIAN JAM October 12th, 2012 at 1:30pm Anso DF We all eagerly await the unseating of NBA commissioner David […]
Question of the Week 0 QUESTION OF THE WEEK: DON’T WE LOVE GLENN DANZIG? June 15th, 2012 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Banner by Cysquatch The time is now half-past bongload on […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 CAN U BELIEVE THIS W.A.S.P. JAM??? June 5th, 2012 at 4:00pm Anso DF In the early ’80s, W.A.S.P. ranked a firm AVOID cuz […]
What the...?? 70 W.A.S.P. FAN RE-ENACTS LIFE OF VAN GOGH WITH UNWILLING SECURITY GUARD October 18th, 2010 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg W.A.S.P. have had a problem putting on drama-free shows as […]
The Webernets 150 AL GORE WANTS TO F*CK LIKE A BEAST August 2nd, 2010 at 2:40pm Axl Rosenberg So as it turns out, Blackie Lawless is a real […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 170 HAIR METAL NOTHING: W.A.S.P. STILL RULES ALMOST THIRTY YEARS LATER July 23rd, 2010 at 10:30am Bob Cock Anso can have Steel Panther, Vince can have Ratt, and […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 160 CHRIS HOLMES: STILL CLEVER May 24th, 2010 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg As much as I love (most) hair metal and loathe […]
...And F*ck You Too 670 TEN THINGS I’D RATHER DO THAN LISTEN TO THE NEW ATTACK ATTACK! SONG May 18th, 2010 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg 1. Endure a political lecture from Blackie Lawless. 2. Take […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 80 UM, DID SOMEONE SAY “APEX THEORY?” March 22nd, 2010 at 12:00pm Anso DF It’s a little known fact that MetalSucks co-jefe Vince Neilstein […]
