Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: February 26, 2013 February 26th, 2013 at 10:30am MetalSucks Many many heavy albums are released today. Listen to them here. Then comment on them. It’s the internet!
Greatest Hits 0 Give a Heavy Metal Valentine’s Day Card to Someone You Love February 13th, 2013 at 2:00pm MetalSucks These are 110% guaranteed to enhance your lovemaking!
Hair Metal Happy Hour 0 Brilliant Lyricist Bret Michaels Speaks Out for Puppies and Kitties Who Cannot Speak for Themselves February 6th, 2013 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg I probably shouldn’t be giving the Poison singer shit for this, but COME THE FUCK ON.
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which To Our Ass We Bent Our Rope February 1st, 2013 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg “I’m gonna titty fuck my butt cheeks!”
What the...?? 0 “You Know You Want It”: Bret Michaels’ Dance Song is the Best Thing Ever January 29th, 2013 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Black Collar Workers 0 Let’s Gossip About How Much Money Famous Metal Vocalists Make November 30th, 2012 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Celebritynetworth.com follows-up their list of rock’s richest drummers with one of rock’s richest singers.
Punishing Pictorials 0 FANTASY CASTING? August 15th, 2012 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Al Pacino as Ronnie James Dio
Question of the Week 0 QUESTION OF THE WEEK: SET A COURSE FOR MISADVENTURE August 10th, 2012 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Banner by Cysquatch Ahoy there MetalSucks readers! Have u ever […]
This Sucks 0 DOES THIS MEAN WE GET A NEW SEASON OF ROCK OF LOVE? July 31st, 2012 at 12:00pm MetalSucks OMG u guys.This is, like, totally the worst news we’ve […]
Cinemetal 0 LOL WUT: BRET MICHAELS TO MAKE HIS OWN LIFE STORY AS A MOVIE July 27th, 2012 at 12:40pm Axl Rosenberg From a recent piece on Bret Michaels in the The […]
Br00tal-lists 0 TEN RANDOM HAIR METAL SONGS THAT I REALLY LOVE July 18th, 2012 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Writing about L.A. Guns earlier got me thinking about hair […]
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 0 WANNA SEE A VIDEO COMPILATION OF ROCKSTARS FALLING DOWN ON STAGE? June 21st, 2012 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein Of course you do! And here’s exactly what you need, […]
Punishing Pictorials 0 JUST IN TIME FOR FATHERS’ DAY: METAL DUDES BEING DADS June 13th, 2012 at 4:00pm MetalSucks DAVE MUSTAINE
Greatest Hits 0 Twenty Hard Rock and Heavy Metal Celebs’ Mugshots May 23rd, 2012 at 5:00pm MetalSucks OZZY OSBOURNE
Hair Metal Happy Hour 0 A PHOTO OF ALICE IN CHAINS ON STAGE WITH POISON IN 1990 May 11th, 2012 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein For proof that none of us came out the womb […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 0 VINNIE PAUL IS GONNA BE ON THE NEW BRET MICHAELS ALBUM March 22nd, 2012 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Bret Michaels is making a new solo album, which is […]
Black Collar Workers 200 BRET MICHAELS SUES JEWISH HOMOSEXUALS FROM NEW YORK CITY, THINKS HE CAN WIN February 22nd, 2012 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Hey, how much of your life have you spent thinking […]
Barbarous Book Club 100 SPEAKING OF THE CAVALERAS… November 14th, 2011 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg …Max Cavalera recently revealed during a radio interview (video above) […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 210 BRET MICHAELS MAKES PET PRODUCTS NOW September 28th, 2011 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Some will say that it’s hypocritical of me to make […]
