\m/ 0 Obituary’s Donald Tardy Made National News for His Cat Rescue Charity, “Metal Meowlisha” January 13th, 2023 at 1:45pm Hesher Keenan Some wholesome news from a death metal powerhouse.
Viral Vomit 0 Watch: This Doom Metal Cat Is One Evil Fluffy Wuffingtons March 27th, 2022 at 12:04pm Emperor Rhombus Life is brutal. But so is Doom Metal Cat, and at least he’s cute.
Viral Vomit 0 Video: Cat Sings Along to Ozzy Osbourne’s “Crazy Train” January 13th, 2022 at 9:55am Vince Neilstein Oh, internet, you and your silly cat videos!
Viral Vomit 0 And Now, a Video of Cats Moshing to System of a Down’s “Chop Suey!” November 13th, 2019 at 9:14am Axl Rosenberg This beats Andrew Lloyd Webber any day.
Admin 0 “Brutal Kittens” T-Shirt Designs Now Available in the MetalSucks Store! March 20th, 2018 at 10:51am MetalSucks “Cathory” and “Meowtallica” designs now available!
Viral Vomit 0 Best Metal-Cat Video Ever of the Day: Cat Thrash Fever January 16th, 2017 at 8:55am Axl Rosenberg The song is by Arise in Catos. Sorry, we mean Arise in Chaos.
Punishing Pictorials 0 12 Cats That Look Like Abbath November 10th, 2016 at 1:17pm Vince Neilstein Because we could all use some cat photos this week.
Cinemetal 0 Siam Chan’s “CATaclysm” (featuring Cats) is Quite Cat-chy April 18th, 2016 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg This video is so catty you’d think it was one of The Real Housewives.
Greatest Hits 0 Nothing to See Here, Just Some Photos of Cats Wearing Metal Battle Vests August 7th, 2015 at 12:40pm Vince Neilstein A cuter thing has never existed!
Cinemetal 0 Watch a Cat Trip Balls in Mastodon’s “Asleep in the Deep” Video June 19th, 2015 at 11:20am Axl Rosenberg Prepare to be WHISKed away to a dream world full of magic.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Mastodon’s New Music Video is Going to Have Creepy Cats in It June 18th, 2015 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein CATS, CATS and more CATS!
Viral Vomit 0 Death Metal Kitty Lip Syncs to Lorna Shore’s “Life of Fear,” Melts Hearts December 19th, 2014 at 12:20pm Axl Rosenberg This is so fucking cute I wanna puke.
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which We Were Metal Trolls August 22nd, 2014 at 5:00pm Vince Neilstein This week’s top stories include Behemoth, Gwar, Electric Wizard, Robyn, Superjoint Ritual, Ice T, Haste the Day and Soilwork.
Viral Vomit 0 Nothing to See Here, Just a Video of a Cat Tearing it Up on the Drums August 19th, 2014 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein Cute video, or animal abuse?
The Webernets 0 This Cat Hates Guitar Shredding April 10th, 2014 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg But he’s still adorable!
Barbarous Book Club 0 There is a Book Featuring Metal Dudes Posing with Their Kitty Cats February 25th, 2014 at 5:00pm Vince Neilstein And you will buy it.
Greatest Hits 0 This Very Fat Cat is The Best at Metal Drums December 6th, 2012 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein Cat plays air-drums to Thy Art is Murder.
Viral Vomit 0 GRIND MEOW August 10th, 2012 at 1:20pm Vince Neilstein Did you know that meowing is a learned behavior cats […]
Viral Vomit 290 CAT REACTS TO LOUTALLICA’S “THE VIEW” November 4th, 2011 at 10:00am Vince Neilstein -VN [via Gothamist]
The Webernets 190 F*CK YEAH METAL CATS! March 24th, 2011 at 1:00pm MetalSucks I would be probably be okay with becoming a crazy […]
