Question of the Week 0 Question Of The Week: Choose Your Own MetalSucks Guest Columnist November 16th, 2012 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Doc Coyle. Oderus Urungus. Eyal Levi. Paul Masvidal. Who do u select as the next superstar guest writer on MetalSucks?
Necessary Roughness 0 Necessary Roughness, Week 10: We Are All Losers Now November 12th, 2012 at 5:30pm MetalSucks In which the Falcons undefeated season came to an end, the Giants lost and the 49ers and Rams tied.
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which We Blogged at Half-Speed November 9th, 2012 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg The most- and least-sucky stories of the week!
Editorials 0 Dave Mustaine, Oderus Urungus, and Ted Nugent Comment on President Obama’s Re-Election November 8th, 2012 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg You’ll never guess how each one reacted to the news!
Necessary Roughness 0 Necessary Roughness, Week 9: F*ck Mike Shanahan! November 5th, 2012 at 5:52pm MetalSucks Gwar’s Dave Brockie vents about the Redskins woeful season so far, calls for coach Shanahan’s head.
Necessary Roughness 0 Necessary Roughness, Week 8: The Regular Season Reaches the Halfway Point October 29th, 2012 at 5:30pm MetalSucks Which teams are happy, and which ones are realizing that their “slow start” has turned into a “steady suck”?
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 Oderus Urungus, Marilyn Manson and Buzz Osbourne Should Start an Anti-Rob Zombie Club October 29th, 2012 at 12:40pm Vince Neilstein Gwar’s Oderus Urungus is the latest metal celeb to publicly slam Rob Zombie.
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which We Got a Facelift October 26th, 2012 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Here are the week’s highlights!
\m/ 0 Gwar Go Trick-or-Treating October 24th, 2012 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Oderus Urungus loves doorbells, hates bananas.
Necessary Roughness 0 Necessary Roughness, Week 7: What The Hell Happened? October 22nd, 2012 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Dave Brockie covers all the Week 7 NFL action in his weekly column Necessary Roughness.
New Stuff 0 MADNESS AT THE CORE OF GWAR October 19th, 2012 at 12:40pm Axl Rosenberg Live footage of a new Gwar song!
The Webernets 0 “LET THE RAPING BEGIN!”: FIRST INTERVIEW WITH NEW GWAR GUITARIST PUSTULUS MAXIMUS October 18th, 2012 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg “Buck up, fucko! You get to go out there and fuck all the coke you can do pussy with!”
\m/ 0 DANNY TREJO SACRIFICES HIS LIFE FOR GWAR October 15th, 2012 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg In case appearing in a Maylene and the Sons of Disaster […]
Necessary Roughness 0 NECESSARY ROUGHNESS, WEEK 6: THE JETS ARE BORN-AGAIN, EVEN WITHOUT JESUS TEBOW October 15th, 2012 at 2:00pm MetalSucks Welcome back, football fans! The GWAR machine is on the […]
Necessary Roughness 0 NECESSARY ROUGHNESS, WEEK 5: WATCH FOOTBALL INSTEAD OF TRYING TO SOLVE THE WORLD’S PROBLEMS October 8th, 2012 at 1:20pm MetalSucks You might have recalled some mealy-mouth ramblings about whether I […]
Worst Week Ever 0 IN WHICH WE GOT DRUNK AND FILMED A MUSIC VIDEO WITH OUR CAT October 5th, 2012 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Have you signed up for our email list yet? It’s […]
Cinemetal 0 CARRY ON WAYWARD GWAR October 2nd, 2012 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Yesterday, Gwar unveiled new guitarist Pustulus Maximus, and promised that […]
Necessary Roughness 0 NECESSARY ROUGHNESS, WEEK 4: THE AGONY AND THE ECSTASY October 1st, 2012 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Last week we heard nothing but bitching from me as […]
Everyone's Replaceable 0 MEET GWAR’S NEW GUITARIST, PUSTULUS MAXIMUS October 1st, 2012 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Credit: Jamie Betts Photos Nearly a year after the […]
Necessary Roughness 0 NECESSARY ROUGHNESS, WEEK 3: WORST SUNDAY EVER September 24th, 2012 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Fuck! What a horrible weekend for me. It all started […]
