This Sucks 0 Metallica Weren’t Allowed to Play “Master of Puppets” in China September 24th, 2013 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Interesting, if not exactly shocking, news.
Music Dorkery 0 Megadeth Now Tune Down One Full Step to Accommodate Dave Mustaine’s Vocals August 14th, 2013 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Mustaine’s battle cry: “WHY DIDN’T ANYONE TELL ME METALLICA WERE ALREADY DOING THIS?!?!”
Retrospective 0 Celebrate James Hetfield’s Fiftieth Birthday with the Fifty Best Metallica Songs of All Time August 2nd, 2013 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Happy birthday, James! Now please consider retirement.
The Webernets 0 This is James Hetfield’s Spotify Playlist July 23rd, 2013 at 3:20pm Vince Neilstein What is Papa Het listening to?
Question of the Week 0 Question Of The Week: Upside-Down Cross Contamination June 7th, 2013 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Answer this magical, brain-busting Question Of The Week right now!
Greatest Hits 0 Metallica’s St. Anger Was Released Ten Years Ago Today June 5th, 2013 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Fall madly in anger again for the first time.
Metal Merch 0 Heavy Metal Trading Cards are Back May 30th, 2013 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Get them fast before they’re not worth the paper they’re printed on!!!
Editorials 0 New Theory: James Hetfield Should Start a Solo Instrumental Band May 6th, 2013 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Just hear me out on this one.
Question of the Week 0 Question Of The Week: Metal Mods May 3rd, 2013 at 4:30pm MetalSucks How would u metal-ify your favorite games brah?
Cinemetal 0 Revolver Golden Gods Performance Highlights: Rob Halford Jams with Metallica, Phil Anselmo and Rex Brown Jam with Anthrax, Chino Moreno Jams with The Dillinger Escape Plan May 3rd, 2013 at 12:40pm Axl Rosenberg Pretty much what the headline says.
Megadick 0 So I Guess This Crazy Russian Dude Really Loves Dave Mustaine April 2nd, 2013 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg That is an actual translation in that image, by the way.
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which We Clapped Our Hands Said Yeah March 15th, 2013 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This week was a fair mix of perfectly awful news and perfectly awesome news, wasn’t it?
Viral Vomit 0 Clap Your Hands Say James Hetfield March 14th, 2013 at 11:20am Axl Rosenberg Three minutes and sixteen seconds of the Metallica frontman screaming “YEAH!”
Greatest Hits 0 Give a Heavy Metal Valentine’s Day Card to Someone You Love February 13th, 2013 at 2:00pm MetalSucks These are 110% guaranteed to enhance your lovemaking!
Interviews 0 The Bravest Man in Metal Tracks Down Other Brave Men in Metal And Presents: Harv’Tallica February 12th, 2013 at 4:00pm Kevin Stewart-Panko Exhumed’s Matt Harvey might know more about Metallica than anyone in the world. And he isn’t afraid to tell you about it. Even when it comes to St. Anger.
Lick My Label 0 Megadeth Reveal New Album Title and Label Home February 12th, 2013 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Both are anticlimatic.
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which We Left Our Gun Over by the Remote January 4th, 2013 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg We recap the week’s top stories.
The Webernets 0 The James Hetfield Soundboard You Never Knew You Needed January 2nd, 2013 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein “Gimme Fue,” “Gimme Fai,” “Gimme Dabajabaza” and much, much more, now in easily clickable form!
Black Collar Workers 0 Let’s Gossip About How Much Money Famous Metal Vocalists Make November 30th, 2012 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Celebritynetworth.com follows-up their list of rock’s richest drummers with one of rock’s richest singers.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Now You Can Make Fake Members of Metallica Fake Skateboard! November 26th, 2012 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Metallicats character skins available for Tony Hawk’s latest videogame.
