Breaking the Law 0 Ex-Wife of Jani Lane Says the Warrant Singer Was Sexually Assaulted by a Member of a Famous Metal Band January 3rd, 2020 at 1:52pm Axl Rosenberg “I was going, ‘We have to do something, we have to say something.’ He was like, ‘No! No!’ It was a humiliation for a man to be in that position.”
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: February 24, 2016 February 26th, 2016 at 11:00am David Lee Rothmund Heavy new releases from Voivod, Entombed A.D., Destroyer 666, Anthrax, Steel Panther, Greenleaf, and like 70 more. Fucking 70!!!!
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 Listen: Steel Panther Wants To Stuff Your “Stocking” December 9th, 2014 at 10:30am Anso DF Steel Panther enters the “holiday metal” fray. Kinda.
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which We Said “Hello Kitty” April 25th, 2014 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories include Lamb of God, Slayer, Slipknot, and more.
Whoops 0 Did You Know that Jani Lane was in Motörhead? April 24th, 2014 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Neither did we!
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 Achy-Breaky Too: Five Hair Metal Jams Destined For Rap Redux February 21st, 2014 at 3:30pm Anso DF Don’t tell your heart: Rap-metal started years before Korn and Limp Bizkit.
Lolz 0 Flashback: Grunge-Era Warrant ‘Down’ With Dimebag Darrell In Italy October 11th, 2013 at 3:20pm Anso DF Did you know that the Pantera guitarist once joined Warrant onstage?
Cinemetal 0 She’s He’s My Cherry Pie: Jani Lane’s Curse June 26th, 2013 at 12:00pm Anso DF Adam Sandler’s despair machine strikes a late metal great
Cinemetal 0 BECAUSE WHEN YOU THINK GOODFELLAS, YOU THINK WARRANT September 12th, 2012 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg “It’s like looking in a mirror!!!” I don’t mean to […]
Greatest Hits 0 ‘Til Death Do Us Part: Metal + Hard Rock Musicians’ Wedding Portraits June 21st, 2012 at 3:00pm MetalSucks LARS ULRICH & SKYLAR SATENSTEIN Fun fact: Skylar also dated […]
This Sucks 410 R.I.P. JANI LANE August 12th, 2011 at 10:00am MetalSucks Jani Lane is dead. He was 47 years old. He […]
Cinemetal 140 WARRANT’S “LIFE’S A SONG” VIDEO ACTUALLY MAKES ME MISS FAT ALCOHOLIC JANI LANE May 4th, 2011 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg For all the shit we give hair metal bands we […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 50 OH I SEE WHAT WARRANT DID THERE April 11th, 2011 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg So apparently Warrant have a new album coming out (the […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 110 AT LEAST JANI LANE WON’T RUN OUT OF BOOZE MONEY ANYTIME SOON February 25th, 2011 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg In case you don’t know, ex-Warrant vocalist is a horrible, […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 110 REMEMBER WHEN WARRANT USED A 900 NUMBER TO TRY AND RECRUIT UNDERAGE GROUPIES? January 24th, 2011 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Major props to Metal Insider for unearthing this gem of a […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 50 FAT LUSH TO FILL IN FOR GIANT COLOSTOMY BAG August 31st, 2010 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Remember a couple of weeks ago, when we told you […]
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 120 JANI LANE CELEBRATES HAIR METAL WEEK ON METALSUCKS BY GOING TO PRISON July 20th, 2010 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Not Sam Kinison Well, gee, Jani Lane! We know you’re […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 240 MARK SLAUGHTER IS SO POOR HE HAS TO WORK FOR NELSON June 9th, 2010 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg The only time I ever saw Slaughter live, there were […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 180 THE BLABBERMOUTH HEADLINE GAME: TESTAMENT EDITION March 4th, 2010 at 3:30pm Anso DF I love Blabbermouth cuz it rules and it’s easier than […]
