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Tag: KID ROCK


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American “Badass” Kid Rock Stormed Off Stage Because People Weren’t Clapping Enough
February 10th, 2025 at 11:06am Hesher Keenan

He’s sooooo badass, you guys.


Tour de Force 0
Nickelback and Kid Rock Co-Headlining Tour Will Be the Biggest Gathering of Divorced Dads Ever
November 12th, 2024 at 4:14pm Hesher Keenan

With enough alimony payments to feed the homeless, for sure.


F-F-F-Feudin' 0
Kid Rock Got Real Butthurt Over a Stephen King Tweet
October 9th, 2024 at 3:18pm Hesher Keenan

This is a real contender for most 2024 headline ever.


Pummeling Politics 0
Kid Rock Attends College Football Game With Donald Trump
October 1st, 2024 at 12:07pm Haela Huntress

American Dumbass


Pummeling Politics 0
Kid Rock Says He’s a Trump Supporter Because He Already “Had the Money in the Bank”
September 23rd, 2024 at 9:37am Haela Huntress

From ‘Devil Without a Cause’ to Dipshit With a Stupid Cause


Pummeling Politics 0
Kid Rock to Bring His Grift to the RNC’s Final Night with Scheduled Performance
July 18th, 2024 at 4:07pm Hesher Keenan

Natch.


News 0
Kid Rock Admits in New Interview: “I’m Part of the Problem”
May 21st, 2024 at 11:13am Haela Huntress

Kid Rock admits he’s adding to the political divide


Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 0
Tucker Carlson Opening for Kid Rock is as Cringey as You’d Expect
April 8th, 2024 at 11:36am Hesher Keenan

Because nothing says “rock show” like Tucker Carlson.


...And F*ck You Too 0
Kid Rock Gives Up the Grift, Says His Bullsh*t Bud Light Boycott is Over
December 12th, 2023 at 11:55am Hesher Keenan

What a joke.


...And F*ck You Too 0
Kid Rock Forgets the Meaning of Hypocrisy By Enjoying a Cold Bud Light
August 18th, 2023 at 1:56pm Hesher Keenan

The grift goes on.


...And F*ck You Too 0
Kid Rock’s Hilariously Dumb Anti-Trans Tweet Proves He’s a Massive Snowflake
April 4th, 2023 at 1:55pm Hesher Keenan

Those cans must have had it comin’.


New Stuff 0
Kid Rock Still Loves Jesus, America and Guns in Terrible New Music Video
September 13th, 2022 at 3:49pm Em Shadows

He’s not getting any more likable.


Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 0
Watch: Kid Rock Fan Takes the Stage, Gets Tackled By Security After Set Gets Canceled Due to Weather
July 24th, 2022 at 8:07am Emperor Rhombus

Now it’s a party!


...And F*ck You Too 0
Kid Rock Posts Meme Insulting LGBTQ+ Military Personnel on July 4th
July 5th, 2022 at 9:57am Emperor Rhombus

The author of “Don’t Tell Me How to Live” tells people how to live on a holiday celebrating American freedom.


...And F*ck You Too 0
Kid Rock and Prince Were Apparently Huge Dicks to Steve-O
April 29th, 2022 at 1:46pm Emperor Rhombus

One kicked him, the other just turned up his nose.


What the...?? 0
Watch: Kid Rock Opens Show With Video Announcement from Trump: “All of You Are Truly the Backbone Our Great Country”
April 9th, 2022 at 7:58am Emperor Rhombus

The Great Pumpkin looks like he’s never been to a concert in his life.


Pummeling Politics 0
Kid Rock: Donald Trump Asked Me for Advice on North Korea and ISIS
March 22nd, 2022 at 2:09pm Phil Boozeman

“It’s simple, Mr. President. We merely bawitdaba da bang da bang diggy diggy diggy.”


Crush You 0
Ted Nugent Thinks Kid Rock Is an “Entrepreneur” Who’s “Unbelievably Creative In His Art” and “Surrounds Himself with Virtuosos”
March 13th, 2022 at 9:27am Emperor Rhombus

He ignores Kid Rock’s blatant history of drinking and weed-smoking.


Lolz 0
Kid Rock Is So Unoriginal, He Made the Same Bad Music Video All Over Again
March 11th, 2022 at 1:30pm Emperor Rhombus

Like an ever-flowing shart.


Br00tal-lists 0
12 Embarrassing Albums That Everyone Owned Back In The Day
February 14th, 2022 at 12:30pm Emperor Rhombus

Here are 12 albums you owned but always felt the need to explain when someone found them.


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