Tour de Force 0 A Perfect Circle Announce Spring Tour January 9th, 2017 at 10:19am Axl Rosenberg They’ve also begun work on a new album.
Tool Time 0 Maynard James Keenan Says It’s His Bandmates’ Fault That Tool Aren’t “More Prolific” November 29th, 2016 at 9:46am Axl Rosenberg “Under the bus you go…”
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 A Perfect Circle Have New Material Written, Will Tour in 2017 November 23rd, 2016 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein Probably the closest thing we’ll get to new Tool this decade.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Video: Maynard James Keenan Provides Valuable Insights Into the New Tool Album November 16th, 2016 at 10:13am Axl Rosenberg And by “provides valuable insights,” I mean “cracks wise.”
Worst Week Ever 0 The Top Ten Posts on MetalSucks This Week July 22nd, 2016 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories include Tool, Linkin Park, Brujeria, and more.
Rampant Rumors 0 Maynard Addresses Tool Double-Album Rumors: “#dumb” July 19th, 2016 at 3:30pm Vince Neilstein A swipe at Tool fans’ intelligence? Or a clever red herring?
Barbarous Book Club 0 Tool’s Maynard James Keenan is Going on a Book Tour This Fall July 12th, 2016 at 2:30pm Emperor Rhombus Time to break out your Vans 501s!
Barbarous Book Club 0 Maynard’s Biography Due Later This Year, Sounds Like a Whimsical YA Novel April 13th, 2016 at 10:00am Emperor Rhombus It’s not a new album, but it will do.
Moppet Metal 0 Watch a Little Girl Interview Tool’s Maynard James Keenan March 31st, 2016 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg That’s just “James” to his friends.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Sounds Like They’re Making Real Progress on the New Tool Album March 16th, 2016 at 11:20am Axl Rosenberg I’m totally kidding, this fucking piece of shit record is never coming out.
What the...?? 0 Someone Comped Together 28 Minutes of Tool Frontman Maynard James Keenan’s Stage Banter February 19th, 2016 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein Some of it’s right on the money and some makes no sense whatsoever, but it’s all entertaining.
This Sucks 0 Maynard James Keenan Recounts Finding Out Puscifer’s Bassist Was Trapped in Le Bataclan November 19th, 2015 at 12:00pm Emperor Rhombus “We were simply in the dark for twelve hours waiting to hear anything.”
Lolz 0 Writing and Recording of New Tool Album Delayed Again While Maynard Rearranges His Sock Drawer November 4th, 2015 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Despite successfully reuniting this past weekend for a Halloween show, […]
Worst Week Ever 0 The Top Ten Posts on MetalSucks This Week October 30th, 2015 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories include Tool, Huntress, Danzig, and more.
The Webernets 0 OMG Here’s a Photo of Maynard James Keenan and Danny Carey in a Room Together!!! October 30th, 2015 at 10:40am Vince Neilstein After calling Tool fans “insufferable” and “retards” in an interview […]
Tweet Twat 0 Maynard James Keenan Didn’t Mean ALL Tool Fans are “Insufferable” or “Retards” October 29th, 2015 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg You can like Maynard again! VICTORY!!!
New Stuff 0 Puscifer Have A New Album, Video, Tour August 17th, 2015 at 2:30pm Emperor Rhombus Who’s ready to get their Not Tool on?
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Maynard James Keenan Offers Latest Tool Non-Update Update February 27th, 2015 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg What a tool.
Studio Stuff 0 Tool are in the Studio… Maybe… Probably Not February 16th, 2015 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg FFFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHCCCCCCKKKKKKK
Tweet Twat 0 Tool Issue Non-Update Update on New Album January 13th, 2015 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg A child born today will be in college before this fucking thing comes out.
