Rampant Rumors 580 OH, SNAP: NO ONE TOLD ZAKK WYLDE HE’S NOT OZZY’S GUITARIST ANYMORE July 10th, 2009 at 2:22pm Axl Rosenberg First of all: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Second of all: I just stepped […]
Editorials 590 OZZY OSBOURNE TAKES AXL ROSENBERG’S ADVICE July 10th, 2009 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Just about a year ago I took it upon myself […]
Worst Week Ever 70 IN WHICH WE STARTED MAKING A LIST May 29th, 2009 at 7:14pm Vince Neilstein It was a short week, but despite Axl being under […]
Editorials 490 UPDATED: I’M SO SICK OF WRITING ABOUT WHAT A PRICK OZZY HAS BECOME… May 29th, 2009 at 12:40pm Axl Rosenberg UPDATE: Our friend Dan Rodriguez over at Metal Insider has […]
Cinemetal 280 WATCHTHE DECLINE OF WESTERN CIVILIZATION PART II: THE METAL YEARS IN ITS ENTIRETY FOR FREE!!! May 22nd, 2009 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Thanks to our bro-bros at Metal Injection for bringing to […]
What the...?? 110 MARY-KATE LOOKS JUST LIKE OZZY OSBOURNE April 28th, 2009 at 3:45pm Vince Neilstein OK, so admittedly some of our “X looks just like […]
Editorials 280 SHARON OSBOURNE SAYS SOMETHING THAT ACTUALLY MAKES SENSE! March 27th, 2009 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Generally speaking, all evidence suggests that Sharon Osbourne is a […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 340 THE NEW HEAVEN AND HELL ALBUM COVER IS METAL AS F*CK March 12th, 2009 at 10:19am Axl Rosenberg Look: I don’t want to play into any kind of […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 80 A NEW SUPERGROUP YOU CAN ONLY SEE AT… THE CIRCUS? February 27th, 2009 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg First Maynard, now this. Look: I fucking love Vegas. I […]
Worst Week Ever 290 IN WHICH WE GOT A NEW LAMB OF GOD VIDEO!! February 13th, 2009 at 6:23pm Vince Neilstein So Axl and I are shuttering up the gates to […]
Black Collar Workers 170 WHO WILL BE ON OZZFEST THIS YEAR? NO ONE. February 12th, 2009 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg When the excellent line-up for this year’s Rockstar Energy Mayhem […]
Cinemetal 270 THE ONLY THING THE OSBOURNES NEED TO RELOAD IS THE GUN THEY USE TO KILL THEMSELVES February 10th, 2009 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg How bad does Osbournes Reloaded, the new Ozzy n’ family […]
\m/ 60 AUDIO CLIP FROM AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE IN WHICH OZZY-SABBATH AND DIO-SABBATH FANS ALL GET ALONG February 9th, 2009 at 10:41am Axl Rosenberg The short version: this is an excellent mash-up someone made […]
\m/ 0 THE LIVES OF OZZY OSBOURNE AND GENE SIMMONS… IN FLOWCHART FORM January 21st, 2009 at 9:35am Axl Rosenberg Via Cracked.com:
Cinemetal 110 OZZY AND JESSICA SIMPSON’S CHRISTMAS DUET December 24th, 2008 at 5:10pm Vince Neilstein It wasn’t easy finding metal-related Christmas material on YouTube that […]
Br00tal-lists 850 F*CK ROLLING STONE PART DEUX: WHO ARE THE GREATEST METAL GUITARISTS OF ALL TIME? December 4th, 2008 at 3:00pm Corey Mitchell My first Fuck Rolling Stone post on metal singers was […]
Worst Week Ever 20 IN WHICH WE COMPARED GAAHL TO PUPPIES November 14th, 2008 at 5:30pm Vince Neilstein Mostly this week I just watched the Puppy Cam. But […]
Cinemetal 90 ONCE UPON A TIME WHEN OZZY WAS ACTUALLY SCARY November 12th, 2008 at 1:41pm Vince Neilstein Before Ozzy was a bumbling idiot of a TV family […]
Cinemetal 120 OZZY’S BEST WORK IN YEARS November 10th, 2008 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Our friends over at Metal Injection posted this cell phone […]
What the...?? 30 A FAN’S INTERVIEW WITH OZZY OSBOURNE November 5th, 2008 at 3:02pm Vince Neilstein [Thanks to the MS reader who sent this in. I […]
