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The Top Ten Posts on MetalSucks This Week
December 4th, 2015 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg

This week’s top stories include Scott Weiland, Iron Maiden, Korn, and more.


Metal in the Media 0
President Barack Obama: “I am Not the Lead Singer from Korn.”
November 13th, 2015 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg

Glad we cleared that up.


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This is MetalSucks’ 25,000th Post
October 30th, 2014 at 1:00pm MetalSucks

Celebrate with our ten most offensive posts ever!


This Sucks 0
Twenty-Four Hours Pass Without the Debut of a New Slipknot Song; President Obama Declares National State of Emergency
October 21st, 2014 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg

“Dog food is a good source of protein, but no one wants to roll around in kitty litter,” remarks Shawn “Clown” Crahan.


What the...?? 0
Ted Nugent is Going to The State of the Union
February 11th, 2013 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg

I hope someone pats him down first!


Editorials 0
GOD IS A STUPID REDNECK: SECRET SERVICE LETS TED NUGENT OFF THE HOOK
April 20th, 2012 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg

Good news, everyone! Ted Nugent is free to continue to […]


Editorials 0
TED NUGENT IS THROWING A BARBECUE FOR THE SECRET SERVICE
April 18th, 2012 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg

On Sunday, Mr. Sensitivity himself, Ted Nugent, told members of […]


Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 0
TED NUGENT IS UNDER INVESTIGATION FROM THE SECRET SERVICE
April 17th, 2012 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg

It’s no secret that Ted Nugent is a total asshole, […]


Worst Week Ever 0
IN WHICH OBAMA TOOK MUSTAINE DOWN A PEG OR TWO
April 6th, 2012 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg

By the time you read this, I will be at […]


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PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA: “I KNOW DAVE MUSTAINE DIDN’T WRITE ANY OF THOSE METALLICA RIFFS”
April 4th, 2012 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg

Sheesh, it sure is a bad time to be Dave […]


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EXCLUSIVE: 2008 MEMORANDUM ON MEGADETH MERCH DESIGN AS DICTATED BY DAVE MUSTAINE
March 30th, 2012 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg

If you thought Dave Mustaine’s recent crazy missives against women, […]


...And F*ck You Too 0
DAVE MUSTAINE STRIKES AGAIN: “I KNOW PRESIDENT OBAMA WAS BORN SOMEWHERE ELSE THAN AMERICA”
March 27th, 2012 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg

It was just a month ago that we were taking […]


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JONATHAN DAVIS BELIEVES IN THE ILLUMINATI, SANTA CLAUS
December 9th, 2011 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg

Does anyone happen to know if Fred Durst believes in […]


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BROTHER, CAN YOU SPARE $12,000,000?
November 6th, 2008 at 11:02am Gary Suarez

President-elect Barack Obama (FUCK YEAH MOTHERFUCKER!) has some tough challenges […]


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HELL YES
November 4th, 2008 at 11:26pm MetalSucks

 


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