What the...?? 0 The Internet Thinks Travis Scott and Live Nation Sacrificed Astroworld Attendees to Satan November 9th, 2021 at 2:47pm MetalSucks Live Nation = ANOINT EVIL!!!
New Stuff 0 Haunt Stream New Album, Announce Tour Dates With Satan, Night Demon, and Bewitcher January 4th, 2020 at 12:27pm MetalSucks Mind Freeze comes out next week. The tour begins in April.
Events 0 Decibel Announces First Round of Bands for Decibel Metal & Beer Fest Philly 2020 October 22nd, 2019 at 3:35pm MetalSucks Napalm Death performing songs from Harmony Corruption and Utopia Banished! Pig Destroyer playing Prowler In The Yard! Converge tearing through Jane Doe in its entirety! And more!
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 Protestors Once Again Aim to Shut Down Hellfest April 17th, 2018 at 11:06am MetalSucks Because Satan.
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 Marilyn Manson Blames God for His Recent On-Stage Accidents October 13th, 2017 at 12:23pm MetalSucks Sure, sure. And I bet God is to blame for his recent lack of quality albums, too.
Editorials 0 Editorial: There Are Nazis in Hell May 2nd, 2017 at 3:15pm Emperor Rhombus …which is why Satanic black metal bands so often reference them.
Editorials 0 Ten Metal Gods Cooler Than Satan June 8th, 2016 at 4:00pm Emperor Rhombus Where to turn when you’re sick of the Devil.
\m/ 0 Breaking: God and Satan Embroiled in Bidding War Over Lemmy’s Immortal Soul January 13th, 2016 at 12:00pm Emperor Rhombus Place your bets!
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: October 16, 2015 October 16th, 2015 at 10:30am MetalSucks Put a pot of coffee on, lots of heavy new releases this week. White Widows Pact, Zombi, Coheed And Cambria, All Hell, Aosoth, and several dozen more. Correction: Shining is next week, brahs. Thanks.
\m/ 0 Godzilla In Hell: Maybe The Most Metal Comic Book Of All Time July 1st, 2015 at 5:00pm Emperor Rhombus Yes, yes, god fucking dammit YES.
Metal in the Media 0 Only in America: Satanic School Bus Break Lights Freak Out Christian Mom in Tennessee January 23rd, 2015 at 10:30am MetalSucks How was there never an 80s horror flick about a Satanic school bus???
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: November 18, 2014 November 18th, 2014 at 10:00am MetalSucks Spend a day with this week’s heavy new releases by Bloodbath, Monster Magnet, Cuff, Xtrmst, Nesseria, In This Moment, and a million more!
\m/ 0 Monster Energy Drink Definitively Proven to Subliminally Endorse Satan November 11th, 2014 at 11:00am MetalSucks So now you know why they sponsored Ozzfest all those years.
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: May 21, 2013 May 21st, 2013 at 10:00am MetalSucks Listen to all heavy new releases! At least three of them are your new favorite thing :)
