This Sucks 0 Maynard James Keenan Recounts Finding Out Puscifer’s Bassist Was Trapped in Le Bataclan November 19th, 2015 at 12:00pm Emperor Rhombus “We were simply in the dark for twelve hours waiting to hear anything.”
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Tool Announce US Tour, We Think! November 13th, 2015 at 10:30am Emperor Rhombus The only band on earth who can release a tour announcement via fortune teller.
Lolz 0 Writing and Recording of New Tool Album Delayed Again While Maynard Rearranges His Sock Drawer November 4th, 2015 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Despite successfully reuniting this past weekend for a Halloween show, […]
Cinemetal 0 Video: Tool Cover Led Zeppelin While Dressed as Led Zeppelin (And Play Part of a New Song?) November 2nd, 2015 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg For Halloween. Duh.
Worst Week Ever 0 The Top Ten Posts on MetalSucks This Week October 30th, 2015 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories include Tool, Huntress, Danzig, and more.
Friday 5 0 Friday 5: What 5 Artists Have Been Away Too Long? October 30th, 2015 at 4:30pm MetalSucks With the power vested in us by metal, we order these artists back into our lives!!!!
The Webernets 0 OMG Here’s a Photo of Maynard James Keenan and Danny Carey in a Room Together!!! October 30th, 2015 at 10:40am Vince Neilstein After calling Tool fans “insufferable” and “retards” in an interview […]
Tweet Twat 0 Maynard James Keenan Didn’t Mean ALL Tool Fans are “Insufferable” or “Retards” October 29th, 2015 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg You can like Maynard again! VICTORY!!!
Editorials 0 Maynard James Keenan Calls Tool Fans “Insufferable,” “Retards” October 28th, 2015 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Sigh.
Metal Merch 0 For a Mere $500, You Can Pester Tool About Their New Album in Person October 16th, 2015 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg “Also, fuck the homeless.” -David Cross
Friday 5 0 Friday 5: What Iconic Drummers Should Break Into Extreme Metal August 14th, 2015 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Hall of Fame drummers, underground metal needs you!
Br00tal-lists 0 Five Songs That Made Weed Lame July 28th, 2015 at 4:20pm Emperor Rhombus David Draiman isn’t alone.
Moppet Metal 0 These Kids Have Forever Redeemed Tool For Me July 15th, 2015 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg These kids > Breaking Benjamin.
Haterade 0 Breaking Benjamin Have Forever Ruined TOOL For Me July 13th, 2015 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein Vince has a startling realization: that TOOL are to blame for an entire generation of butt rock bands.
\m/ 0 Which Metal Cover of Led Zeppelin’s “No Quarter” is the Best; Tool, Exhumed, Crowbar or Dark Castle? June 17th, 2015 at 4:30pm Vince Neilstein Because FUCKING LED ZEPPELIN
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 “Mulholland Drive”: New Failure Jam Is Awesome! June 4th, 2015 at 11:00am Anso DF Awesome!
Green Eggs and Slam 0 What is the most overrated band in metal??? May 13th, 2015 at 5:00pm Sergeant D Sergeant D. asserts that Tool, Faith No More, Deftones, and Behemoth all belong on the list.
Studio Stuff 0 This May or May Not Be New Tool Music May 4th, 2015 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Adam Jones takes to Instagram to post fifteen seconds of… something.
Worst Week Ever 0 Ten Posts You May Have Missed on MetalSucks This Week April 24th, 2015 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg GLORY GLORY HALLELUJAH, IT’S THE WEEKEND!!!
