Show Reviews 520 TOP TEN THINGS WE HEARD HIPSTERS SAY AT ALL POINTS WEST THAT WE’D NEVER HEAR AT A REGULAR TOOL SHOW August 4th, 2009 at 4:15pm MetalSucks This past Saturday night, Vince and Axl bought tickets to […]
Worst Week Ever 700 WORST WEEK EVER: IN WHICH WE PONDERED WHAT OTHER COUNTDOWNS WE CAN DO TO MAKE YA’LL ARGUE EVEN MORE June 26th, 2009 at 3:00pm Vince Neilstein It’s raining in New York today. AGAIN. At least it’s […]
21 Best Metal Albums of the 21st Century... So Far 4570 #12: TOOL – LATERALUS June 19th, 2009 at 4:00pm Vince Neilstein We recently polled a wide array of musicians, managers, publicists, […]
Cinemetal 250 THAT NEW MASTODON VIDEO FOR “OBLIVION” IS OUT! June 9th, 2009 at 4:51pm Vince Neilstein When Axl and I were in our formative years of […]
Worst Week Ever 70 IN WHICH WE STARTED MAKING A LIST May 29th, 2009 at 7:14pm Vince Neilstein It was a short week, but despite Axl being under […]
Tour de Force 540 TOOL SEMI-TOUR KINDA ANNOUNCED! May 27th, 2009 at 5:51pm Vince Neilstein In typical Tool fashion, the current reigning title-holders of “Best […]
New Stuff 440 I LIKE THE NEW ISIS SONG. WAIT… I LIKE THE NEW ISIS SONG??? March 25th, 2009 at 2:44pm Vince Neilstein Regular readers of this site know full well that your […]
Tour de Force 220 TOOL TO HEADLINE LOLLAPALOOZA? March 23rd, 2009 at 5:54pm Vince Neilstein According to Consequence of Sound, the best band in the […]
Black Collar Workers 220 JOSH FREESE MAY BE EVEN COOLER THAN TRENT REZNOR February 23rd, 2009 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Uberdrummer Josh Freese is getting ready to release a new […]
Whoops 60 MASTODON/SPLATTERHOUSE MYSTERY SOLVED! PLUS: A LOOK AT THEIR AWESOME SUPER DELUXE EDITION OF CRACK THE SKYE February 13th, 2009 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Yesterday Vince speculated that there may be new Mastodon music […]
Viral Vomit 140 STATUS OF TOOL AND A PERFECT CIRCLE: “CLASSIFIED” January 27th, 2009 at 3:50pm Vince Neilstein At least according to this, erm, “press conference” video for […]
Worst Week Ever 200 IN WHICH WE SHUT DOWN GITMO January 23rd, 2009 at 6:41pm Vince Neilstein Finally… we have a capable, intelligent, forward-thinking new U.S. president. […]
Viral Vomit 190 THINK MAYNARD IS A FRUIT? THINK AGAIN. January 23rd, 2009 at 10:00am Vince Neilstein It may be that the frontman for the best band […]
New Stuff 290 PRESUMABLY MANY OF YOU WILL CARE THAT ISIS HAS A NEW ALBUM COMING OUT IN MAY January 22nd, 2009 at 11:55am Vince Neilstein File Isis under “bands I just don’t get.” I mean, […]
Rampant Rumors 110 REVOLVER WILL RELEASE AN ALL-PANTERA ISSUE! October 1st, 2008 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein Revolver Magazine Editor-in-Chief Tom Beaujour has revealed in an interview […]
Black Collar Workers 330 BOB LEFSETZ ON THE AC/DC – iTUNES ISSUE September 26th, 2008 at 11:02am Axl Rosenberg It made headlines recently when AC/DC guitarist Angus Young told […]
Editorials 190 REVOLVER’S ALL-TOOL ISSUE IS BACK! September 22nd, 2008 at 10:45am Vince Neilstein Remember this past May when we gave away a few […]
Editorials 1,2120 MAYNARD PROVES WHY SIDE PROJECTS ARE A GOOD THING August 7th, 2008 at 4:04pm Vince Neilstein Anyone who reads this site regularly knows that we perpetually […]
Editorials 270 REASON TO BELIEVE THE NEW DEFTONES ALBUM WILL BE AWESOME July 31st, 2008 at 12:13pm Vince Neilstein Despite being the universally-heralded godfathers of the dreaded nu-metal movement, […]
Contests 780 FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN A COPY OF REVOLVER’S SPECIAL EDITION TOOL ISSUE May 15th, 2008 at 2:52pm MetalSucks Last week we got a whole lot of racist but […]
