IN WHICH WE GOT FED THROUGH THE TEETH MACHINE
Friday, October 23rd, 2009 at 5:30pm by Axl RosenbergThere’s a lyric in the song “Hour of Rats” from Fed Through the Teeth Machine, the album by The Red Chord, and this particular lyric has really taken hold in my brain as of late: “WE’VE KNOWN EACH OTHER TOO LONG TO BE FRIENDS.” What a simple, beautiful statement that I can 110% relate to these days. Hm.
Speaking of The Red Chord…
- We’re streaming The Red Chord’s new album, Fed Through the Teeth Machine, through Monday! It’s awesome, so definitely give it a listen, then go buy it when Metal Blade releases it on Tuesday, October 27! We also spoke to The Red Chord’s Mike “Gunface” McKenzie.
- We got a European tour wrap-up from Chimaira’s Mark Hunter, had a nice chat with Kowloon Walled City’s Jason Pace, and even played nice with Oceano’s Andrew Mikhail.
- Lord Gold from Horse the Band graced us with another awesome tour blog, Eyal discussed physical CDs, and Dallas explored the evolution and importance of deathcore.
- We checked out new releases from Converge, Ancestors, and Smite the Righteous.
- Janet Reno quit Attack Attack!
- We’re fairly certain that Dave Mustaine is still a Megadick. Actually, we’re positive.
Have a good weekend everyone…
-AR
so this hole Gary Duarez is fired / Dallas likes deathcore / Axl not making any very clear statements-thingie… could someone so kind as to explain it to me? I don’t really get irony, so that’s a big minus in this case I guess…
also, weren’t there a time when they said that Vince was quitting the site? …
Man, what a weird week.
This week sucked.
Axl, i know the feeling.
-Todd
You guys wanna clean up all the shit Gary posted?
we’re all a little bit confused with that Gary Suarez thing. If this was just a big joke, it has lasted more than it should, and if not, tell us what the fuck is going on. Either way, tell us now, it’s time folks.
I think I just saw a pig float past my window… weird!
I just ate some Bugles!
Gary was fired like how Vince McMahon fires wrestlers on t.v. IT WAS ALL STAGED! Now we just have to wait for Gary vs. Axl in a steel cage match.
This is rather irrelivant seeing as slayers world painted blood is kicking about t’internet.
In which we found yet even more proof that there is an astonishing correlation between the scientific
matter known only as “Doucheyness” and local douchebag, Gary Suarez.
I dunno, guys. You used to have a very cool, fun, informative little metal website here. But this Gary guy is about as “metal” as a Billy Joel box set, man. It’s post after post of self-aggrandizing, patronizing, pretentious, boring beardcore bullshit from a wannabe “rock critic” who gets off on feeling intellectually superior to his readers. It’s not fun, it’s not insightful, it’s not interesting, it’s all masturbatory self-indulgence that belongs on a blog for people who like that kind of thing. You’re letting him kill this site. Remember why you got into this music in the first place and send this Gary guy over to the Village Voice or something.
+1000. Win. This guy took the words out of my mouth.
That was VERY well said. Gary take note and kill yourself.