Poll 0 Play a Round of Heavy Metal “Would You Rather?” October 20th, 2017 at 2:29pm MetalSucks Sometimes, we all have to make hard choices in life.
Punishing Pictorials 0 Metal Goes to the Movies: Fall 2016 Edition September 9th, 2016 at 3:00pm MetalSucks If only these were real…
Metal Mysteries 0 Of Mice & Men Frontman Austin Carlile Finds God Seven Years After Quitting Attack Attack! July 6th, 2016 at 12:00pm Emperor Rhombus Also, he is not homosexual.
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 0 Other Metal Musicians Infected by Band-Related Diseases February 5th, 2015 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Members of Disturbed, Hellyeah, Motionless in White and more bravely share their sicknesses in the name of raising awareness.
Barbarous Book Club 0 Summer Reading Suggestions from Metal Musicians July 14th, 2014 at 3:30pm MetalSucks Looking for a good beach book? Well, look no further!
New Stuff 0 Former Attack Attack! Vocalist Rosie O’Donnell Returns in EPIC SCREAMO Band Rosie and The Brightwells March 5th, 2014 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg EPIC SCREAMO.
Haterade 0 Sh*tstain on the Ass of the Universe, #27: Chomp Chomp Attack! January 23rd, 2014 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Jamokes.
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 Nativ: The Former Members of Attack Attack! are Attack Attacking! One Another November 14th, 2013 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Did you know that schadenfreude is German for “crabcore”???
Greatest Hits 0 Who are teh “BIG FOUR SCENE BANDS”???? October 14th, 2013 at 5:00pm Sergeant D Sergeant D. tackles another one of metal’s biggest philosophical issues.
Most Needlessly Shat Upon Band Reader Bracket 0 Rounds 37 & 38: Megadeth Vs. Pantera, Attack Attack! Vs. Abigail Williams July 22nd, 2013 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Dime versus his one-time almost-employee, plus some other bands.
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which We Humiliated Fred Durst July 12th, 2013 at 5:30pm Axl Rosenberg Here’s our first Needlessly Shat Upon Band Bracket playlist!
Most Needlessly Shat Upon Band Reader Bracket 0 Rounds 13-16: Pantera Vs. Hellyeah, Marilyn Manson Vs. Mushroomhead, Suffokate Vs. Job for a Cowboy, Attack Attack! Vs. Vampires Everywhere! July 11th, 2013 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Ever seen Sophie’s Choice?
Most Needlessly Shat Upon Band Reader Bracket 0 Starting Monday: MetalSucks Presents The Most Needlessly Shat Upon Band Reader Bracket! July 3rd, 2013 at 1:20pm MetalSucks Which one of these bands doesn’t deserve all the crap they take? YOU decide!
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which We Made Dildos Shaped Like Our Heads April 26th, 2013 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg The MetalSucks Worst Week Ever Playlist: April 22 — April […]
\m/ 0 HALLELUJAH!!! Attack Attack! Break Up! April 22nd, 2013 at 4:15pm Axl Rosenberg The best news you’ll hear all day.
Cinemetal 0 Before Crush: Africa’s Answer to Attack Attack!? February 20th, 2013 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Can’t the U.N. do anything about this?
Greatest Hits 0 Give a Heavy Metal Valentine’s Day Card to Someone You Love February 13th, 2013 at 2:00pm MetalSucks These are 110% guaranteed to enhance your lovemaking!
Everyone's Replaceable 0 Ex-Attack Attack! Vocalist Caleb Shomo is Smarter than John Holgado December 19th, 2012 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Sort of.
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which Regular Bowel Movements Were a Bitter Memory December 14th, 2012 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This concludes regular posting for 2012!
...And F*ck You Too 0 Former Attack Attack! Bassist John Holgado is the Stupidest Human Being Ever December 13th, 2012 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Warning: reading his statement as to why he quit the band WILL make you stupider.
