Your Last Chance to See Pig Destroyer EVER (in 2013)

The newly bassified Pig Destroyer have announced two final shows for this year, and if you’re in a position to go to one of them and you don’t you’re stupid. Pig Destroyer could play a show with Winds of Black Veil Vampires Attack Attack Rings of Saturn and it would be worth going to, but in this instance, the band is playing with some other actually-cool groups, so really, you are STUPID if you can go and you don’t. Personally, I would be especially excited for the gig with Darkest Hour, but like I said, missing the chance to see DON’T MISS PIG DESTROYER, DUMMY.

Here are those dates. Tickets are on sale now. Did I mention you’re a big dumb stupid idiot moron if you don’t go?

12/20: Richmond, VA @ Strange Matter w/ Noisem, Occultist
12/21: Silver Spring, MD @ The Fillmore Silver Spring w/ Darkest Hour, Black Clouds