ROCKLAHOMA WASHES THE METAL RIGHT OUT OF ITS HAIR
Tuesday, February 23rd, 2010 at 10:30am by Axl RosenbergAfter the 2009 edition of Rocklahoma – a.k.a. the Wacken of Hair Metal – turned out to be an epic fail, it was announced that AEG live, “the world’s largest producer of music festivals,” had been put in charge of “revamping” the fest for the 2010 version – including helping with “talent booking.” At the time, I suggested that this might be code for “no more hair metal bands,” and as it turns out, I was right. Here’s the line-up for this year’s fest, in nifty poster form (via Bring Back Glam):








Ok, ok, fine,
Thanks to MetalSucks reader TTQuick for forwarding me the following press release, which is, to put it mildly, absolutely hilarious:
Look: I think I speak for Vince and Kip as well as myself when I say that we could give a flying fuck about Godsuck. I mean, dude, c’mon: they suck. Hard.
Do we really need this? The Pulse of Radio reports [via 






