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Animals as Leaders Drummer Matt Garstka Releases Rap Video as “Dirty D.”

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Chris Frognak or whatever that idiot from Attila’s name is recently released his first rap video, which has since disappeared from YouTube, so I can’t share it with you now. But I can tell you that it seemed like an earnest effort, and that it was terrible, and not even in a funny way. Just plain old regular run of the mill awful.

So Frozzie Bear should be embarrassed: Animals as Leaders drummer Matt Garstka’s deliberately-funny, “fake” rap video for his alter ego Dirty D.’s “Ratchet” is a billion times better than the Attila vocalist’s sincere attempt to be a rapper. Garstka’s flow is better, his lyrics are better, and he’s clearly satirizing idiocy, whereas Fritzastick is endorsing it. If Gartska ever releases an entire Dirty D. album, I will probably buy it.

Watch:

[via Periphery’s Facebook page]

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