Tommy Lee Thinks You’ll Pay $40 A MONTH to See His Junk


There’s confident and then there’s Tommy Lee at nearly 60 YEARS OLD thinking people want to pay $40 a month to see his old ass naked confident.

The dude made his announcement on stage during the last Mötley Crüe set of their summer tour that not only will he keep posting his junk online, but now he thinks you should pay to see it. While mooning the crowd, which really isn’t very new for the guy, he showed off a pair of aging cheeks with the words ONLY and FANS written in big bold letters. He then formally announced his move to the platform by referencing his unsolicited dick pic that reached millions last month.

“I showed you my shit. They took it down off the internet. … What I’ve done is I have now gone over to a place where you can be free as fuck. And you can show anybody whatever the fuck you want, and they don’t fucking take it down.”

In a follow up video on his Instagram stories and Twitter account, Lee reiterated his unhappiness with these tech companies setting their own policies and enforcing them. You know, like every other company does.

“Yo I’m Tommy Lee. Join me over at OnlyFans because I went the fuck over there because I’m tired of Instagram policing our bodies. So head on over to the wild side on OnlyFans.”

Every social media platform – hell, every tech platform – requires that you agree to their terms of service before you start posting. If those terms include things saying you can’t post lewd content online, then you’re bound by those rules. Just because you’re not happy your shit got taken down doesn’t mean you get to go on a massive boomer tirade about it.

I think you’d have to be insane to pay $40 A FUCKING MONTH to see a 60 year old man and his junk. Especially when the dude has THE sex tape that started the whole celebrity sex tape thing that you can watch completely free online.

Still, at the end of the day you have to sort of respect Tommy Lee’s hustle. Even if that hustle involves subjecting the world to your sexagenarian balls.

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