New Stuff 0 Barry the Mortician and Rob Arnold Spray Liquid Death May 16th, 2013 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg The best song ever written about tit fucking a corpse.
Editorials 0 Regarding Tim Lambesis, Meggan Lambesis, and “The Evil Ex” May 16th, 2013 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Natalie Zina Walschots’ new piece for The Toronto Standard is a horrifying eye-opener.
Metal Merch 0 If Only This Merch Package from The Sword Were Real! May 16th, 2013 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg More metal bands need to make bedsheets and other sleepy time accoutrements!
Cinemetal 0 Check Out Two New Songs from Nightkin, Featuring Current and Former Members of The Red Chord and The Black Dahlia Murder May 16th, 2013 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Debut album coming soon?
Podcasts 0 Announcing The MetalSucks Podcast, Hosted by Chuck and Godless! May 16th, 2013 at 1:00pm MetalSucks Debuting this Monday, May 20!
New Stuff 0 Shaun Lopez Remixes The Dillinger Escape Plan’s “One of Us is the Killer” May 16th, 2013 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg It’s so easy (girl).
Reunion Mania 0 Video: Korn Get Head for the First Time in Eight Years May 16th, 2013 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg The amount of semen they produced must have been incredible!
Cinemetal 0 Here’s Black Sabbath on CSI May 16th, 2013 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Apparently, CSI stands for “Crap Song Incoming!”
Haterade 0 Are Hill Dolls the New Juggalettes? May 15th, 2013 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Not really — Juggalettes follow a band people have heard of.
Guest Columns 0 The Dilemma: God Forbid’s Doc Coyle on His Friendship with As I Lay Dying’s Tim Lambesis May 15th, 2013 at 4:00pm MetalSucks How does one react to accusations that a good friend may have done something truly heinous?
New Stuff 0 The Black Dahlia Murder Have Been “Raped in Hatred by Vines of Thorn” May 15th, 2013 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Ouch! Sounds painful, brah!
Cinemetal 0 “All That’s Left is Blood”: Listen to the Recording Debut of the New Chimaira May 15th, 2013 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Are you satisfied with the rejiggered line-up, or do you miss the old dudes?
Cinemetal 0 “Keep Your Eyes Peeled” for Yet ANOTHER F*cking Queens of the Stone Age Video May 15th, 2013 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg UGH, enough already!
The Webernets 0 On the Eve of Lamb of God’s Tour, Randy Blythe Reminds Fans and Venues to Be Safe May 15th, 2013 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg “Be carefully.”
Reviews 0 The Dillinger Escape Plan Fuse Frenzy With Heart on “One Of Us Is The Killer” May 15th, 2013 at 12:00pm Kip Wingerschmidt The most dangerous band in metal ups the melodic ante and refines their deadly sound to delightfully dizzying results.
Moppet Metal 0 This Baby Sure Does Love Maximum the Hormone May 15th, 2013 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Lil’ one cries every time mommy and daddy turn off the music of Japan’s #1 endorser of artificial vaginas.
New Stuff 0 Björk’s “Bachelorette” Gets the Metal Treatment May 15th, 2013 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg French black metallers cover Icelandic weirdo-pop.
Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 0 Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week: Win Three Mystery CDs from the MetalSucks Mansion Archives! May 14th, 2013 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Please, take some promos off my hands. I beg of thee!
New Stuff 0 Let’s All Take LSD, Get Naked, and Dance to the New Man’s Gin Song May 14th, 2013 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg These colors taste so groovy, man!
Metal in the Media 0 Guns N’ Roses Meet Johnson & Johnson May 14th, 2013 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg “Sweet Child O’ Mine” appears in new ad.
