Paul laments the loss of Cam Newton to injury, but finds solace in the fact that his Panthers are now in first place in the NFC South despite a lowsy record of 5-8-1. Also: the Eagles go down to the Cowboys, the Pack suffers a loss and might miss the playoffs, and Arizona hangs on.

Well, the band really only has six faces. But their new song has an additional sixteen.

Because the duo apparently stopped paying for their share of the band’s rehearsal space.

Coming in March!!!

I know I shouldn’t be joking about such a serious topic. But I’m going to do it anyway.

Whatever doesn’t kill you will only make you insane in the membrane…

This week’s top stories include Dimebag Darrell, Slipknot, Immortal, and more.

They’re little guys that pack a wallop.

Such a better idea than some stupid sweater.

Just call me the heavy metal Confucius.

Protect yourself against the elements! Be the biggest IMN on your block!

Mais quoi?

It’s not as easy as it sounds.

JESUS CHRIST JUST BREAK UP ALREADY.

And just fifteen years too late.

Admire the beautiful wrapping paper on a box full of shit.

You couldn’t make this shit up.

Meth: the drug that makes crack seem classy!

Forget Abbath, what he needs is Alawyah.