This Sucks 0 Robbers of Nihil May 15th, 2014 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Rivers of Nihil get jacked in St. Louis.
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 Rarified Air: Comet Control On “Parade” May 15th, 2014 at 10:30am Anso DF Third jam from heavy psych-gazers is the jam!
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Mötley Crüe Coüntry Tribute Will Feature Staind’s Aaron Lewis, LeAnn Rimes, Hootie, and More May 14th, 2014 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Oh, don’t pretend you don’t know who I mean when I say “Hootie.”
Cinemetal 0 Watch An Entire Dillinger Escape Plan Show… in Just Three Minutes! May 14th, 2014 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Even though a DEP show can never really be too long, this is still pretty cool.
Cinemetal 0 Ben Affleck Sad Batman Meme Goes Metal May 14th, 2014 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Holy depression, Batman!
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 Miasmal: U Jam? May 14th, 2014 at 2:30pm Anso DF Some albums remind you why metal exists.
Grand Slams 0 Grand Slams: The Absence of PEDs May 14th, 2014 at 2:00pm MetalSucks Becoming the Archetype’s Seth Hecox discusses how the absence of PEDs in baseball may have contributed to the overwhelming number of injuries in the game this season, and a declining interest from the general public.
The Webernets 0 What if Skymall Sold Metal Merch? May 14th, 2014 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg I will take one Cannibal Corpse 2014 Kia Sedona, please.
...And F*ck You Too 0 99 Other Things Besides Headless Guitars That Vik Guitars’ Vik Kuletski Can No Longer Appreciate or Utilize On Account of Homosexuals May 14th, 2014 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg If you’re having gay problems I feel bad for you son…
Tour de Force 0 Some Version of GWAR to Appear at Riotfest May 14th, 2014 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg A source confirms that this is not just a bad mistake!
New Stuff 0 Why Did I Even Listen to the New Mushroomhead Single? I Must Be “Out of My Mind” May 14th, 2014 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg See what I did there?
New Stuff 0 Here’s the Chorus to the New Judas Priest Song, “March of the Damned” May 14th, 2014 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg It lasts thirty-two seconds longer than I did when I lost my virginity.
Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 0 Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week: Win Three Mystery CDs from the MetalSucks Mansion Archives! May 13th, 2014 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg If you can tell me what the fuck this says, I will mail you some free shit.
New Stuff 0 Trap Them’s New Song is Infernally Organic May 13th, 2014 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg It’s also psychedelic and evil.
Tour de Force 0 New Cynic Tour Dates Will Turn North American Fans Into Optimists May 13th, 2014 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Even a Gloomy Gus like me thinks this is terrific news.
New Stuff 0 “Manifest Desolate”: Origin Release First Song with New Vocalist Jason Keyser May 13th, 2014 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg And it’s good!
Tour de Force 0 Sunn O))), Immortal, and Converge Added to 2014 Gathering of the Juggalos May 13th, 2014 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg And Profound Lore are sponsors!!!
Metal Merch 0 Today in Interesting Merch: Metal Band Baby Bibs and Onesies May 13th, 2014 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg I will never have to use this bullshit Photoshopped image again!
New Stuff 0 The Killing Stream: Listen to the New Misery Index Album Right Now! May 13th, 2014 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Fuck yeah!
New Stuff 0 “Talk Sh*t, Get Shot”: Body Count’s New Single is the Best Song Ever Written May 13th, 2014 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg And I’m not just saying that so that Ice-T doesn’t murder me… I swear!
