…And F*ck You Too

So last week, after Tim “Ripper” Owens (Charred Walls of the […]

“Ever wondered the opinions of possibly the most politically informed and opinionated singer in rock and roll? Now is your chance to have the political conversation of your life with the man himself — Phil Labonte.”

“They should shut their pieholes,” griped the noted piehole.

Really gross stuff.

Varg claims a man who helped stop the terrorist truck attack in Nice, France is going unheralded because he’s white.

And here you thought the most offensive thing about this band was their music!

Sadly, you’ll never die due to trace amounts of Lemmium found in your drinking water.

What. An. ASSHOLE.

Also: Jonathan Davis fall down go boom.

In summary: Jesse Hughes is a hateful, bigoted idiot.

They now join The Devil Horns Club of Metal Things That Are No Longer Cool.

A warning to all any aggro shithead attending a Maiden show.

“It was like nothing I had ever seen before.”

This is why I love this dude.

“Black people are all one-dimensional,” claims singer.

Man, the cheese drips and everything!

No more unlistenable bullshit — in the new era of MetalSucks you will be hearing more about genre-pushing bands like Erra, Black Veil Brides and Five Finger Death Punch!

Turns out “Do you even fucking proofread?” roughly translates into “I’m a pain in the ass as a person.”

As if there was any doubt.

And possibly The Graduate.