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Humming Powerman 5000 on the toilet since 2006

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Ted Nugent is an Anti-Semite

February 9th, 2016 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg

Not shocking, but still upsetting.

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Nickelback Start Work on New Album, Still Completely Fucking Delusional

January 27th, 2016 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg

Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo!

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Chris Holmes Deeply Misunderstands Why Lemmy Didn’t Want Him in Motörhead

January 7th, 2016 at 11:00am Emperor Rhombus

“He didn’t want me overshadowing him.” Ho boy.

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Some Poor Bastard is Going to “Win” a Tattoo of Chris Fronzak’s Face

January 5th, 2016 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg

It’s like winning an injection of ebola.

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Think of the Children! Walmart Changes the Title of Deathgasm To Heavy Metal Apocalypse

January 5th, 2016 at 10:00am Emperor Rhombus

Sex and the City will also be changed to Urban Love Massacre.

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Fred Durst Russian Propaganda Backfiring Already

December 17th, 2015 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg

Photos of Putin shirtless are more appealing.

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Dave Mustaine Gifted STP Their Success, Takes Responsibility for Scott Weiland’s Death

December 14th, 2015 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg

He also makes a good point.

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Extremist Christian Pastor Blames Le Bataclan Victims for Their Own Deaths

November 17th, 2015 at 2:30pm Emperor Rhombus

“Nobody should be at a concert worshiping Satan with this drug pushing hillbilly faggot.”

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BREAKING: The New Godsmack Album May Not be a Colossal Piece of Shit

October 12th, 2015 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg

Sully Erna promises that the band’s new material will take a “drastic turn.”

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Limp Bizkit’s Fred Durst is Moving to Crimea to Make Propaganda Films for the Pro-Russian Government

October 12th, 2015 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg

He did it all for the пизда.

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Judas Priest’s Rob Halford Weighs in on Kim Davis

September 24th, 2015 at 2:30pm Emperor Rhombus

Just terrific.

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Milwaukee Venue Says What We’re All Thinking: No More Metalcore!

September 21st, 2015 at 2:30pm Emperor Rhombus

Damn kids and their haircut music.

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Shooting Racists in a Barrel: A Response to Varg’s Response

September 16th, 2015 at 2:30pm Jeff Treppel

Varg claims that his RPG game isn’t racist. LOL.

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Five Finger Death Punch’s Zoltan Bathory Endorses Fellow Nutbar Donald Trump

September 15th, 2015 at 12:30pm Emperor Rhombus

What, you’re surprised?

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Keith Richards Thinks Metallica and Black Sabbath Were “Great Jokes”

September 3rd, 2015 at 11:00am Emperor Rhombus

Say hello, Bub! Say hello to your Aunt Alicia!

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Exmortus are the Latest Victims of the Disney House of Blues Banhammer

August 18th, 2015 at 11:30am Emperor Rhombus

Disney’s selection process seems awful weird.

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The Browning Vocalist Jonny McBee: “Some People are Missing the Point” of Controversial Ferguson Post

August 12th, 2015 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg

And those people just so happen to be in The Browning!

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The Browning Compare Ferguson Police Shooting to Laptop Theft, Piss Off Members of The Faceless, Intronaut, Everyone with a Brain

August 11th, 2015 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg

“While citizens of Ferguson are stopping traffic to ‘raise awareness’ of a year old tragedy, let us come together to raise awareness of the ongoing wave of crime that continues to plague bands and fans alike,” says Missouri band.

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Mushroomhead Defend Their Use of the Confederate Flag, May Be Even Dumber Than We Thought

August 5th, 2015 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg

Their argument makes roughly as much sense as asking Vince Neil to be your designated driver.

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Malevolent Creation Bassist Jay Black on President Barack Obama: “It’s Sad to Know That Our Country Has Been Run by a Muslim for This Long Now”

July 22nd, 2015 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg

Cretinous imbecile.

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