Editorials 0 Editorial: Your Dead Metal Heroes Were No Angels June 17th, 2015 at 3:00pm Emperor Rhombus Don’t disservice our fallen heroes by giving them a friggin’ halo.
Editorials 0 Editorial: Slayer Should Become Professional Songwriters May 20th, 2015 at 3:00pm Emperor Rhombus Their recent material would be so much cooler if were performed by other bands.
Editorials 0 Why I’ve Stopped Buying Vinyl May 18th, 2015 at 3:30pm Vince Neilstein Vince is over it.
Greatest Hits 0 David Hasselhoff’s “True Survivor” Music Video Just Broke the Internet April 16th, 2015 at 4:00pm Vince Neilstein THIS IS THE BEST THING YOU WILL SEE ALL WEEK I PROMISE
Greatest Hits 0 Clothing Chain H&M Creates Fake Metal Bands to Sell Merch, Releases a Song Called “Vaginal’s Juice Dripping into Cadaverous” [UPDATED: No, They Didn’t] March 23rd, 2015 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg They are going REALLY far to try and convince people that these are real bands.
Breaking the Law 0 BREAKING: Slipknot Guitarist Mick Thomson Stabbed in the Head by Brother March 11th, 2015 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg I cannot believe that is a real headline I just had to type.
Greatest Hits 0 Scientific Proof That Djent is a Genre March 5th, 2015 at 12:30pm MetalSucks New video attempts to prove that djent is, in fact, a genre.
Greatest Hits 0 50 Things You Never Knew About George “Corpsegrinder” Fisher’s Neck March 3rd, 2015 at 4:30pm MetalSucks #CorpsegrinderFacts
Greatest Hits 0 Dimebag Darrell’s Grave Desecrated and Robbed by Shitty Local Band February 28th, 2015 at 3:28pm Vince Neilstein The band Nuclear Hellfrost is claiming responsibility.
Greatest Hits 0 Video: Killswitch Engage’s Adam Dutkiewicz Wins Everything on The Price is Right February 10th, 2015 at 1:09pm MetalSucks The guitarist makes the game show his bitch.
Greatest Hits 0 And Now, Here’s a Couple of Dudes Playing Slayer on Pre-School Instruments January 5th, 2015 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg And it sounds better than 99% of grind and black metal demos.
Greatest Hits 0 Rigged: Slipknot Percussionist Shawn “Clown” Crahan December 15th, 2014 at 4:30pm MetalSucks The world class percussionist teaches you about the best kegs, bats, and more to get that special Slipknot sound.
Editorials 0 Has Moshing Turned Into a Form of Bullying? December 10th, 2014 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Slipknot’s Chris Fehn thinks so.
Greatest Hits 0 Video: Vocalist Performs Ten Styles of Metal, Complete with Appropriately Silly Lyrics November 14th, 2014 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Everything from hardcore to metalcore to deathcore to corecore!
Greatest Hits 0 Photos of Metal Musicians When They Were Kids November 13th, 2014 at 11:30am MetalSucks Featuring members of Metallica, Megadeth, Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, and more.
Greatest Hits 0 Deicide’s Glen Benton Sells Out, Tells Fans to Stop Moshing So Violently November 6th, 2014 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg What a fucking pussy!
...And F*ck You Too 0 BREAKING: Some Local Band Called Shrapnel are Tired of You Leaving the Show Before Their Set October 24th, 2014 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg They’re not as dumb as they look. They’re dumber.
Editorials 0 Unearth are the Slayer of Metalcore October 15th, 2014 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein Vince discusses Unearth’s status amongst their NWOAHM peers: will they weather the storm and emerge as victorious heroes on the other side?
Greatest Hits 0 Verax’s Terrible “Time Wasters” is a Great Waste of Time October 14th, 2014 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Having a bad day? Hey, at least you’re not these idiots.
Greatest Hits 0 Joey Jordison Claims He Was Fired from Slipknot Via a Singing Telegram October 1st, 2014 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Ouch!
