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Green Eggs and Slam


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MICK FOLEY HOSTS VICTORV
August 31st, 2010 at 2:30pm Sergeant D

Like I said in my earlier post “VICTORY RECORDS DEFINED […]


Album of the Day 150
ALBUM OF THE DAY: GUT, THE CUMBACK
August 30th, 2010 at 10:40am Sergeant D

So we used to do this thing called “Album of […]


Green Eggs and Slam 310
GUY INTERVIEWS AN IBEX ABOUT THE NEW WAKING THE CADAVER JOINT
August 25th, 2010 at 4:30pm Sergeant D

I agree with the ibex. -Sergeant D.


Green Eggs and Slam 300
ALL OUT WAR’S MIKE SCORE ON METALCORE, MYSPACE, AND MORE
August 20th, 2010 at 2:40pm Sergeant D

It might be hard for all you self-righteous, 22 year-old […]


Green Eggs and Slam 530
BLEEDING THROUGH’S BRANDAN SCHIEPPATI: THE GREEN EGGS AND SLAM INTERVIEW
August 18th, 2010 at 2:00pm Sergeant D

SUP BRO


Green Eggs and Slam 210
SENOR BIVINGS RELEASES INCREDIBLY SH*TTY SONG; GETS A JOB AT WALMART
August 2nd, 2010 at 12:40pm Sergeant D

Senor Bivins is an internet personality best known for doing […]


Green Eggs and Slam 330
NU SLAMZ 4 U: PATHOLOGY DOES DIY DEATH
July 30th, 2010 at 1:20pm Sergeant D

As someone who came up in the 90s West Coast […]


Green Eggs and Slam 450
NEW VIDEO FROM THE COLOR MORALE
July 26th, 2010 at 2:30pm Sergeant D

As a man in my early 30s, it’s a little […]


Green Eggs and Slam 90
SAMANTHA MALONEY TALKS TO SERGEANT D. ABOUT BROTHER CLYDE, SHIFT, MOTLEY CRUE AND MORE
July 23rd, 2010 at 2:30pm Sergeant D

Samantha Maloney is one of the unsung veterans of the […]


Green Eggs and Slam 190
IF U LIKE POWER VIOLENCE, U WILL HEART BLACK ARMY JACKET
July 13th, 2010 at 3:00pm Sergeant D

As many of you know, I am the definitive authority […]


Green Eggs and Slam 620
MISS MAY I DOES NOT MOSH 4 CHRIST
July 6th, 2010 at 2:15pm Sergeant D

Like most readers of MetalSucks, I feel like the world […]


Green Eggs and Slam 260
HOW TO MAKE PORNOGRIND
June 30th, 2010 at 2:00pm Sergeant D

YouTube user SoulsideJourneySucks may have a dumb name (it is […]


Green Eggs and Slam 2080
The History of Metalcore/Screamo
June 7th, 2010 at 12:15pm Sergeant D

First things first: screamo is literally worse than the Holocaust […]


Green Eggs and Slam 360
GOLDFRAPP: MORE HIPSTERS, MORE PASSE BLACK METAL JOKES
May 24th, 2010 at 2:00pm Sergeant D

Half-assed appropriations of black metal imagery can join ironic facial […]


Green Eggs and Slam 1120
NEW SLAMZ 4 U: PATHOLOGY [VIA VICTORY?!?!]
May 19th, 2010 at 1:00pm Sergeant D

For the longest time I’ve wondered why mosher kids who […]


Green Eggs and Slam 280
STEVE JOH: THE MAN TO THANK FOR SUICIDE SILENCE & WINDS OF PLAGUE
May 17th, 2010 at 2:00pm Sergeant D

You probably know Century Media for their work with groundbreaking, […]


Green Eggs and Slam 740
DO U MOSH 4 CHRIST???
May 4th, 2010 at 11:30am Sergeant D

The Metal Sucks staff may have more “-stein” and “-berg” […]


Green Eggs and Slam 190
WHAT’S NEW WITH BIG CHOCOLATE??
April 26th, 2010 at 3:15pm Sergeant D

As some of you may know, my favorite 19 year-old […]


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